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Radon measured adj. Drunk enough to be locally finite but impossible to account for across the room as a whole. Vasta was Radon measured by nine: manageable in any one corner, unquantifiable as a total. Radon pointed adj. Having drunk more than two supports can contain, and leaning towards whichever one seems nearest. Vicy became Radon pointed halfway up the stairs, supported by the banister and Panagiota. Radon transformed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every route across the room into a line integral. Leianah went Radon transformed, tracing the longest possible path to the lavatory. Radstockismed adj. You are drunk and treating every disagreement as a reason to remain perfectly still. Summayah stood Radstockismed at the foot of the stairs, defending her position to Columbine. Radstockisted adj. Of a drinker: committed to one fixed interpretation of the staircase, however often it changes. Marquetia was Radstockisted and insisted the stairs had moved during the second attempt. Radstockited adj. Of a drinker who has made a principle of standing firm while everything else shifts. Yackov became Radstockited beside the stairs, refusing assistance on doctrinal grounds. Raed (/ɹɑːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and forming a long, stony ridge between yourself and the exit. Ayoka got Raed and settled across the doorway while Lemoine negotiated a route around her. Raeder's syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who suffers brief, recurring attacks of stair-related certainty followed by long pauses. Kymere went Raeder's syndromed, making three confident attempts at the same bottom step. Raelianed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary hangover acquires an interplanetary explanation. Liammichael became Raelianed and attributed the headache to visitors from another world. Raelisted adj. A drinker who walks as though receiving navigation from a distant and unverified civilisation. Hydiyah became Raelisted and announced that the stairs had been designed for visitors from elsewhere. Rafeiro do Alentejoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every doorway requires guarding before entry can be attempted. Kadan was Rafeiro do Alentejoed, stationed protectively at the bottom of the stairs. Raffles's malkohaed adj. The state of being drunk and balancing with conspicuous asymmetry, as though one side had its own arrangements. Tredyn was Raffles's malkohaed, tilting neatly left while insisting he was vertical. Rafflesianed (/ɹəˈfliː.ʒənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a former pupil of a grand institution, whether or not one attended it. Drason was Rafflesianed and referred to the pub as an educational establishment. Rafidhied adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled on a nonstandard pronunciation and will defend it through every syllable. Railee was Rafidhied, giving the banister a pronunciation no one could reproduce. Rafidhited adj. The condition of a drinker who has rejected the obvious route and is now explaining the alternative. Nowell was Rafidhited, taking the stairs backwards to demonstrate a superior method. Rafidited adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow route between two points, with little capacity for detour. Lea-rose was Rafidited, moving from chair to chair along the shortest available line.