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reascendancied adj. You are drunk and treating every return upstairs as a fresh ascent. Kemi was reascendancied, having climbed back up to retrieve a phone already in hand. reascensioned adj. Of a drinker: climbing again with the solemnity of someone who has forgotten having fallen. Maeve became reascensioned and approached the stairs as an unfinished appointment. reascented adj. Of a drinker who has attempted the stairs twice and still regards the next attempt as promising. Lonzetta, reascented, began the staircase again from the same bottom step. reascertainmented adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly confirms where the floor is before trusting it. Marcelous was reascertainmented, testing each stair with a shoe before committing weight. reason pieced adj. Having drunk enough to support an argument from the wall, whether or not the wall agrees. Eitel went reason pieced and explained the pub's load-bearing principles to the barman. reasonabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who remains reasonable about everything except balance. Abbegail was reasonabilitied and calmly negotiated each stair with both hands. reasonable doubted adj. Reduced by drink to uncertainty about whether the stairs are present, safe, or legally binding. Doireann was reasonable doubted halfway up and requested evidence from the next step. reasonable personned adj. Softened by drink into an imaginary average pedestrian, exercising due care only in theory. Alonya became reasonable personned and demonstrated ordinary prudence by sitting on the stairs. reasonable timed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but unusable estimate of how long the stairs should take. Courtney-may was reasonable timed and allotted four minutes to reach the upstairs landing. reasonablenessed (/[ˈɹɪiz.nə.bəl.nəs]d/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the fourth round as a perfectly reasonable extension of the evening. Clotee remained reasonablenessed and ordered a round for people already waiting outside. reasoned amendmented adj. Too drunk to accept last orders without submitting detailed reasons for their rejection. Rawan got reasoned amendmented at the bar and argued that closing time lacked procedural fairness. reasonered adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the journey home as a sustained argument with oneself. Ripley became reasonered on the walk home, reaching several conclusions about the correct bus. reasoninged (/ˈɹiːzənɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to derive a complete route home from premises that do not support it. Sudais was reasoninged and inferred from the empty glasses that the taxi rank had moved. reasonisted adj. Having drunk more than a rationalist can comfortably spend explaining the necessity of another round. Taelyr grew reasonisted and defended the extra round as an experiment in practical certainty. reasonlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to find the last train, the taxi and the pavement equally plausible. Sachary was reasonlessnessed and consulted all three exits before choosing the cellar stairs. reasonned (/[ˈɹiːzn̩]d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every stumble acquires a cause, usually supplied mid-stumble. Sofianne was reasonned, attributing the crooked staircase to atmospheric conditions.