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Ragamuffinned adj. Softened by drink into a heavy, low-slung presence with limited interest in standing. Chase was Ragamuffinned, settling on the stair and declining to negotiate further. Ragdolled adj. Drunk by the third round, and relaxing completely whenever anyone attempts to move you from the stairs. Hairo was Ragdolled by the third round, folding politely into the arms of the coat stand. Raggastanied adj. Sharpened by drink into a conversational hybrid, switching registers before the sentence has finished. Analeise was Raggastanied, changing vocabulary halfway through an explanation of the stairs. Raghib syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to take the stairs by an anatomically implausible route and call it progress. Steffin was Raghib syndromed, attempting the staircase sideways with considerable conviction. Raglan scaled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fictional hero confronting twenty-two separate obstacles. Mallerie went Raglan scaled on the stairs, assigning a dramatic pause to every third step. Ragusanned adj. Drunk and carefully navigating the room as though every surface has acquired legal significance. Rosalla was Ragusanned, negotiating the stairs with formal caution and both hands occupied. Rahanweined adj. Drunk to the point where balance has divided into several competing arrangements. Jackey was Rahanweined, using three chairs to complete a journey of twelve feet. Rahanweyned adj. Drunk enough to form a sizeable coalition against the simple act of standing upright. Verne was Rahanweyned, gathering cushions and furniture before attempting the stairs. Rahanwinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one bodily intention from another. Paulia was Rahanwinned, turning towards the stairs while travelling towards the kitchen. Rahn curved adj. Drunk beyond the point where more effort improves progress, and now following a graceful decline. Broedy was Rahn curved, choosing the route that maximised movement while minimising arrival. Rai Bahadured adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor act of coordination receives an honourific title. Aloma was Rai Bahadured after reaching the landing, accepting congratulations from the banister. Rai Sahibed adj. A drinker who treats every round as an honour formally conferred upon him. Emilianne became Rai Sahibed and accepted the cloakroom ticket with considerable ceremony. Raie Ultimed adj. Softened by drink into the final bright decision before all lesser decisions cease to matter. Lavelda went Raie Ultimed and announced that the evening had reached its lowest possible level. Raied adj. Drunk in a way that keeps several bodily systems active, though none have agreed on direction. Ramanpreet was Raied, speaking towards the stairs while walking away from them. Rainbarngoed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to organise the room into a plurality of people no one had appointed him to represent. Taij was Rainbarngoed and conducted a census of the bar stools before sitting down. Rainbowed adj. A drinker so far gone that every coat in the cloakroom appears to belong to a different guiding principle. Kanasha got Rainbowed and organised the coats by colour before anyone could leave.