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rebbe carded adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a small identification card as an authorised spiritual appointment. Kordai became rebbe carded and presented his loyalty card as proof of rabbinical office. rebbed adj. A drinker so far gone that resistance to authority becomes the only remaining plan. Clayburn got rebbed and challenged the bouncer to justify the existence of closing time.
rebbetzinned (/ˈɹɛbətsɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint an entirely uninvolved spouse to supervise the proceedings. Nateyah got rebbetzinned and asked the rabbi's wife to manage the karaoke queue. rebbied adj. Too drunk to distinguish spiritual authority from whoever is currently nearest the snacks. Warnie got rebbied and asked the barman for guidance on his romantic prospects. rebeamered adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and redirecting every explanation towards a new audience. Hanvika became rebeamered and sent the same toast across three separate tables. rebeccamycinned adj. You are drunk and applying a remarkably forceful cure to difficulties that are chiefly conversational. Rhaheem became rebeccamycinned and prescribed a powerful round for the table's disagreement. rebecisted adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to provide a bowed accompaniment to every decision. Lynkin went rebecisted and supplied a mournful rhythm beneath the discussion of taxis. rebecked (/ˈɹiːbɛkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the oldest instrument in the room for a practical solution. Laneeka got rebecked and asked the band whether the pear-shaped violin could call a taxi. rebecominged adj. Of a drinker who has drunk himself back into a former personality, with its old decisions intact. Anarita became rebecominged and resumed an abandoned argument from university. rebeginnered adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently restarted the evening after everybody else has finished. Koburn got rebeginnered and ordered introductions just as the lights came up. rebeginninged adj. A drinker who treats each new round as a clean start, regardless of accumulated evidence. Shataya became rebeginninged and announced that the evening was now properly under way. rebel flagged adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying the household's most contentious textile over the sofa. Zhyair was rebel flagged, draping a dubious banner over the clean laundry. rebel without a caused adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to oppose the biscuits, the landlord or nothing in particular. Omeir became rebel without a caused and challenged the pub playlist without naming an alternative. rebel yelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and issuing a prolonged household cry to intimidate the sofa. Mandra went rebel yelled when asked to leave the kitchen floor. rebeldomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the sitting room as a realm requiring collective resistance. Devran established rebeldomed among the cushions and rejected the offered blanket.
rebelessed adj. A drinker who rejects sensible instructions, particularly when they have been offered by someone holding a taxi number. Rwanda was rebelessed and refused the taxi on the grounds that walking home represented independence.