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recipe dished adj. Drunk beyond culinary ambition, with dinner reduced to removing a lid and locating a fork. Deandra was recipe dished and regarded the ready meal as a triumph of domestic science. reciped (/ˈɹɛs.ɪ.pid/) adj. Drunk enough to prescribe a remedy for the evening, namely chips administered at once and without consultation. Angelus was reciped and prescribed chips for every complaint in the room. recipiangled adj. Drunk in a way that measures every angle of the room, ultimately determining that the sofa is fortified. Nanea was recipiangled and surveyed the pub as though laying out a defensive position. recipienced adj. Drunk, with the result that every offered item is received as though it were a diplomatic honour. Tijuan was recipienced and accepted a coaster with grave appreciation. recipiencied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person receptive to advice, music, gravy and any nearby household object. Dwright was recipiencied and accepted the pub's least convincing suggestion without protest. recipiented (/ɹəˈsɪp.i.əntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of receiving every announcement personally, including the closing time. Tabrina was recipiented and took the landlord's closing notice as a message of affection. recipientshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and elevated to the office of recipient for whatever remains on the table. Rollyn was recipientshipped and accepted the final onion ring as an official allocation. reciprocal IVF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the evening so one person supplies the plan while another carries it home. Cullyn was reciprocal IVF'd, contributing the idea while Jaidenn carried the coats and responsibility. reciprocal altruismed adj. Still drunk, and mutually benefiting from another person's poor judgement until both are eating chips on the pavement. Whisper was reciprocal altruismed, sharing the chips with Colista after their joint escape from the party. reciprocal pronouned adj. Sharpened by drink into referring to everyone present as though each were mutually responsible for everyone else. Tyrale got reciprocal pronouned and made the whole table apologise to one another. reciprocal proportioned adj. Loosened by drink into giving back to each companion precisely what that companion has just given you. Seyedeh became reciprocal proportioned and answered every complaint with one of equal length. reciprocaled (/ɹɪˈsɪpɹək(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and returning every gesture with exact mathematical seriousness, including a nod. Shamir was reciprocaled and answered each toast with an equal and opposite toast. reciprocalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to demand mutual affection from acquaintances who had offered only a handshake. Denislav got reciprocalitied and expected the landlord to share every confidence in return. reciprocalizationed adj. Slowed by drink to turn every private remark into a mutual arrangement requiring agreement from the room. Zakkery became reciprocalizationed and would not accept an opinion until somebody else had adopted it. reciprocalizered adj. Drunk and making every exchange reciprocal, including favours nobody had requested. Lekevia got reciprocalizered and returned every compliment with an unsolicited personal disclosure. reciprocalnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every social debt must be repaid immediately, preferably in public. Vandelia became reciprocalnessed and settled a three-year favour at the bar.