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Ramaytushed (/rɑːmaɪtuʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the neutral observation that the evening has become geographically indistinct. Carman was Ramaytushed and consulted the street sign without locating the street. Rambo knifed adj. Drunk by closing time, and equipped by conviction to survive any domestic inconvenience. Efrain was Rambo knifed and opened a packet of crisps with the solemnity of field surgery. Ramboed (/ˈɹæmbəʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching every minor difficulty with reckless forward momentum. Vannak was Ramboed and charged the stubborn coat peg as though it had issued orders. Rambomaniaed adj. Still drunk, and displaying an enthusiasm for charging at uncomplicated problems with cinematic resolve. Zakiya was Rambomaniaed and volunteered to defeat the jammed lavatory door alone. Rambouilleted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a woolly coat from a well-bred sheep, and therefore respectful of both. Dylanthomas was Rambouilleted and complimented the coat stand on its excellent fleece. Rameaned adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and now reducing every argument to a system of paired distinctions. Jerilynne grew Rameaned and divided the menu into principles rather than dishes. Ramessided adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself pharaoh of the nearest available household arrangement. Koree became Ramessided and issued architectural instructions concerning the placement of the lamps. Ramismed adj. You are drunk and arranging rhetoric, logic, and pedagogy where a simple apology would suffice. Charly-rose was Ramismed and delivered a lesson on why the spilled wine followed logically. Ramisted adj. Of a drinker: devoted to a private system of orderly reasoning, particularly when none is required. Makaelah was Ramisted and arranged the crisps according to a hierarchy of rhetorical importance. Rammed adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding towards the exit with the quiet purpose of an anti-tank weapon. Jenniger was Rammed and advanced through the crowded bar without altering course. Ramoosied adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to a neutral description of having been somewhere. Iory came downstairs Ramoosied, offering no account beyond a solemn nod at the kettle. Ramos gin fizzed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing cream from foam, and still requesting the orange flower water. Anne-laurie spent breakfast Ramos gin fizzed, stirring the coffee as though it required aeration. Ramos-Arroyo syndromed adj. Drunk beyond reliable sensation, hearing, and any useful account of how the room became so pale. Asling woke Ramos-Arroyo syndromed and queried the kettle by pointing at it for several minutes. Ramsauer-Townsend effected adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you scattering gently off every solid object in the kitchen. Elyvia came downstairs Ramsauer-Townsend effected, glancing off the table without apparent loss of momentum. Ramsay Hunt syndromed adj. Drunk, with the result that every household sound arrives from an unexpected direction. Yukia spent the morning Ramsay Hunt syndromed, answering the toaster from the hallway. Ramsay's pythonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes lying still seem strategic and conversation a matter of slow constriction. Prabjot lay Ramsay's pythonned across the sofa, gradually encircling the cushion with one arm.