R - Page 354
recondited (/ˈɹɛk(ə)nˌdaɪtd/) adj. Drunk and hidden somewhere obscure, usually behind the coats or beneath the least-used table. Shuree was recondited behind the coat rack, replying to enquiries with a faint clink. reconditenessed adj. Drunk to the point where the simplest pub conversation has become obscure to everyone present. Wendelin was reconditenessed, explaining the bar towel in terms no nearby regular could recover. reconditionered adj. Drunk enough to refurbish a tired bar stool with napkins, confidence, and no practical need. Rashonda went reconditionered and restored the cracked stool with folded beer mats. reconditoried adj. Drunk past the point of storing anything safely; pockets, shelves, and flowerpots become repositories. Jasher got reconditoried and deposited his wallet in the fruit bowl beside the till. reconductioned (/ˌriːkənˈdʌkʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond undertaking the same journey home again without a substantial pause and a snack. Inella became reconductioned, repeatedly setting off for home and returning for one forgotten necessity. reconfigurabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every seating arrangement seem temporary and every stool negotiable. Madalene was reconfigurabilitied, redesigning the snug around a single neglected pint. reconfigurationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub has been rearranged into a layout known only to you. Kyeesha was reconfigurationed, having placed the stools in a pattern nobody could safely cross. reconfigurationismed adj. Drunk to a degree that favours rearranging the existing pub over ordering anything new. Tannisha became reconfigurationismed and improved the snug without moving a single item off the premises. reconfigurered adj. Drunk to the extent of rearranging the bar’s familiar objects while insisting nothing has changed. Chavella went reconfigurered and shifted every coaster into a more demanding formation. reconfinemented adj. The state of being drunk and confined again, this time to the sofa until further notice. Tennesha became reconfinemented after midnight and treated the sitting room as a new jurisdiction. reconfirmationed adj. The condition of a drinker who confirms the same arrangement repeatedly, with ceremonial gravity and no alteration. Ellara got reconfirmationed and asked whether the taxi was definitely still a taxi. reconfiscationed adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly takes back the keys, having just been given them back. Tawfik became reconfiscationed and reclaimed his keys from Elijah-john for the fourth time. reconflationed adj. Reduced by drink to combining two entirely separate matters, preferably before explaining either. Kotaro grew reconflationed and discussed the parking dispute as though it were a constitutional crisis. reconfrontationed adj. Softened by drink into confronting the same person again, with diminished purpose but increased politeness. Fleetwood was reconfrontationed and returned to the same argument with an apology prepared. reconjugationed adj. Sharpened by drink into giving every verb a second, unnecessary grammatical life. Ather became reconjugationed and corrected the tense of a sentence nobody had finished. reconnaissance in forced adj. Drunk and advancing upon the snack table to test the strength of its defences. Clarine went reconnaissance in forced and returned with local gains in the form of sausage rolls.