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record hopped adj. The state of being drunk and moving from one song to the next with the coordination of a sock hop. Gretha became record hopped, bouncing from the dance floor to the staircase without mastering either. record keepered adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps a precise account of missteps while making additional ones. Klorissa was record keepered, counting each stair aloud and losing count at the landing. record keepinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns the creation, collection and management of receipts into the journey home. Essam record keepinged through last orders, gathering every bill before leaving. record labelled adj. Reduced by drink to a circular centre of attention, repeating the same refrain beneath a borrowed emblem. Manuelito was record labelled, announcing the chorus from the middle of the staircase. record locatored adj. Softened by drink into a six-character problem, with the correct destination available but not retrievable. Fae was record locatored, reciting six digits whenever asked which train she needed. record playerred adj. Loosened by drink into a device that continues moving while replaying the same phrase at intervals. Vana was record playerred, circling the landing and repeating her opinion of the banister. record producered adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a full performance from a conversation that had barely begun. Lorrinda became record producered, directing the room's harmonies from beside the coat rack. record setted adj. Drunk on the strength of grouping the evening's entries into a single, unstable collection. Colben record setted the rounds and insisted the taxi journey belonged in the same group. record shopped adj. Slowed by drink to browse every available route home without selecting one. Darus was record shopped, comparing the stairs, corridor, and front door at considerable length. record sleeved adj. Drunk and wrapped protectively around the nearest surface, close-fitting enough to impede all further movement. Janet was record sleeved around the banister, preserving herself for the remainder of the evening. record stored adj. Drunk to the point where all movement is placed in safe keeping until someone recalls the retrieval code. Erika was record stored on the landing, awaiting assistance from a person with a clearer route downstairs. record-breakered adj. Having drunk enough to exceed all previous personal benchmarks for confidence in this particular kitchen. Damaje came home record-breakered and declared he had never made a better decision about the chip pan. record-holdered adj. Sharpened by drink into preserving every receipt, though not necessarily the route between them. Kemari was record-holdered and corrected the bill before attempting the journey home. record-keepinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every round is catalogued and the final coat is entered twice. Amo was record-keepinged and listed the evening’s drinks before attempting the stairs. record-setted adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the evening into discrete, mutually searchable incidents. Ayaa became record-setted and catalogued each quarrel by table number. recordabilitied adj. You are drunk and somehow still suitable for permanent storage, including the account of last orders. Shuntavia was recordabilitied enough to dictate the route home without losing the address.