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recrystallometered adj. Describing a drinker who measures each fresh round by how readily he settles afterwards. Soliman became recrystallometered and assessed every pint for its settling properties. recrystallometried adj. A drinker who can judge the evening's gradual settling by the clarity of the glass and the conversation. Haviland was recrystallometried, monitoring the bar's slow descent into silence. recta ratioed (/ˈɹɛktə ˈɹeɪʃɪəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that virtue seems desirable in itself, provided it involves another round. Lillyahna went recta ratioed and praised the barman's moral character over crisps. rectagraphed adj. The state of being drunk and connected to everyone by either no shared sense or two of them. Zahlia was rectagraphed, finding precisely two common interests with every stranger at the bar. rectahedronned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become solid, box-shaped and difficult to move from the booth. Huntyr was rectahedronned, occupying the corner like a misplaced parcel. rectal sexed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the most unsuitable conversational openings as invitations to proceed. Salama got rectal sexed and made the pub's harmless double entendres considerably less harmless. rectal varicositied adj. Softened by drink into a tender, seated complainer who regards the barstool as medical furniture. Kadiesha was rectal varicositied and negotiated the stairs with the care of a pensioner. rectalgiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose complaints have acquired one precise and persistent destination. Rayonna became rectalgiaed and blamed the hard barstool for the whole evening. rectalled (/ˈrɛk.təld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who submits to every question with alarming openness and no examination required. Dailin became rectalled and answered the landlord's casual enquiry in exhaustive detail. rectangled (/ˈrɛktæŋɡl̩d/) adj. Loosened by drink into four straight opinions, each meeting the others at an unhelpful right angle. Isiac got rectangled and arranged the pub's argument into four mutually perpendicular points. rectangular coordinatesed adj. Slowed by drink to locating every destination by two perpendicular distances from the bar. Jyvon was rectangular coordinatesed and gave directions from the pub using only northing and easting. rectangular cuboided adj. Drunk and occupying a rigid, box-like volume from which turning is no longer practical. Unice was rectangular cuboided, wedged squarely between the table and the wall. rectangular hyperbolaed adj. Drunk to the point where two perfectly straight intentions cross at right angles and neither reaches home. Zailynn was rectangular hyperbolaed, pursuing two routes that met nowhere near the taxi rank. rectangular numbered adj. Drunk enough to count the next two pints as consecutive integers and multiply their consequences. Zamiere became rectangular numbered and insisted the fourth and fifth halves formed a sensible calculation. rectangularitied adj. Drunk past the point of curves, nuance or any route home that is not perpendicular. Karington went rectangularitied and folded the conversation into sharp corners. rectangularizationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a lively evening narrows suddenly to one final, horizontal outcome. Lamecia became rectangularizationed, with the evening's varied activity ending abruptly at the bar.