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rectangularnessed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every movement four corners and every conversation a hard edge. Jessen was rectangularnessed, negotiating the snug in a sequence of angular adjustments. rectangulationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining plan is subdivided into smaller, equally impractical boxes. Shayle was rectangulationed, dividing the journey home into several boxed stages. rectanguloided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the person resemble a useful object, though not one safe to carry. Dalea became rectanguloided and remained on the bench with the dignity of a parcel. rectectomied adj. Drunk to the extent of having removed the final restraint from the back end of conversation. Omauri got rectectomied and discussed private matters with the whole taproom. rected adj. Emboldened by drink to reduce every complicated matter to four firm sides and a right angle. Naji went rected and diagrammed the taxi queue on the back of a beer mat. rectennaed adj. Drunk on the strength of converting every passing signal from the room into direct conversational current. Amenah was rectennaed, drawing energy from every glance and feeding it straight into gossip. rectifiabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still convinced that every error can be corrected by one more careful round. Lonita was rectifiabilitied and proposed another drink as the remedy for every earlier decision. rectificationed (/ˌɹɛktɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who, after solemn reconsideration, decides the kebab was correct after all. Yandel became rectificationed and formally reinstated the chips he had rejected outside the takeaway. rectificatored adj. Reduced by drink to refining every account of the evening until only the taxi remains. Alfhild grew rectificatored, improving the story until it contained nothing but a missed bus. rectified linear united adj. Sharpened by drink into a single artificial nerve, activated chiefly by the sight of crisps. Varun became rectified linear united and fired instantly whenever someone mentioned the buffet. rectifiered (/ˈɹɛktɪfaɪəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into correcting strangers, then accepting their corrections as binding. Iii was rectifiered and amended the menu before conceding that it was upside down. rectiformered adj. Emboldened by drink to convert the evening into high voltage, beginning with a toast to the fuse box. Lashaundria became rectiformered and proposed powering the fairy lights from a bicycle. rectigradationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a new personal characteristic emerges: lying down. Boyd grew rectigradationed and developed, over several minutes, a marked horizontal tendency. rectilinear orbited adj. Drunk and travelling in a straight line through the centre of the room, with no prospect of return. Daytin rectilinear orbited the party, passing through the middle of every conversation. rectilinearismed adj. Drunk to the point where every journey is a straight line, including the one to the wrong house. D'marco became rectilinearismed and walked directly through the flowerbed to the front door. rectilinearitied adj. Drunk enough to insist on straight lines, while tracing a notably curved route home. Khayan was rectilinearitied and drew the route to the taxi with a breadstick.