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rectilinearizationed adj. Drunk past the point of converting every complicated matter into a line towards the fridge. Zarena grew rectilinearizationed and reduced the eveningās social difficulties to one hungry arrow. rectilinearnessed adj. Drunk beyond negotiation, with a fixed direction and no detectable means of steering. Jazmeen became rectilinearnessed and advanced towards the coat stand with solemn purpose. rectioned adj. Drunk in a way that replaces all governing principles with the rule of another round. Swanzetta grew rectioned and announced that syntax, like supper, should be taken informally. rectipetalitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every personal tendency grows straight towards the nearest exit. Troye became rectipetalitied and leaned steadily towards the doorway throughout the speeches. rectitised adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a solemn interest in the least suitable anatomical subject. Hussan became rectitised and delivered a grave lecture on discomfort beside the dessert trolley. rectituded (/ĖɹÉk.tÉŖ.tjuĖdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining a perfectly straight course between two very crooked decisions. Dylanger was rectituded and walked straight past the taxi he had specifically summoned. rectitudinarianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a high standard, applied chiefly to the arrangement of other peopleās pints. Shymel was rectitudinarianed and inspected the tableās moral as well as physical alignment. rectoceled adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the eveningās remaining dignity somewhere it was not intended to go. Atward was rectoceled by the third round and sat down with considerable anatomical caution. rectoclysised adj. Still drunk, and proposing a cleansing procedure when what is required is simply water. Czar remained rectoclysised and recommended a medically ambitious solution to the breakfast queue. rectocoeled adj. Drunk by closing time, and discovering that alternative terminology does not improve the seating arrangements. Breshawna was rectocoeled by closing time and approached the sofa with ceremonial care. rectocolitised adj. Too drunk to distinguish the lower end of the digestive tract from the entire eveningās trouble. Hanife became rectocolitised and blamed the buffet for events occurring several hours earlier. rectoed (/ĖɹÉk.toŹd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the front of every available object as a page. Shi was rectoed and read the front of the cereal box aloud to the kitchen. rectopexied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard remaining in one chair as a successful surgical intervention. Siannah became rectopexied and announced that the armchair had fixed the evening. rectophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to fear a condition whose name has just been remembered from a leaflet. Esgardo grew rectophobiaed after finding a health pamphlet beneath the barās sugar bowl. rector magnificused adj. Drunk to the point where the assembled company has been reorganised into a faculty meeting. Jeanette became rector magnificused and assigned Than responsibility for the pudding. rectorated adj. Drunk enough to turn the gathering into an office, with everyone else awaiting an appointment. Breckynn got rectorated and made Lachlan apply formally for the last sausage.