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rectored (/ˈɹɛktəd/) adj. Having drunk more than pastoral responsibility permits, and delivering a sermon to the coat rack. Johnisha became rectored and gave the coat rack a measured address on household order. rectoressed adj. Drunk past the point of supervising anyone, while still correcting their posture and table manners. Arooj grew rectoressed and told Stefhany to sit up during the karaoke. rectorialed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every introduction seem like an institutional appointment. Kaylanii got rectorialed and announced Devanta's arrival as a significant accession. rectoried (/ˈɹɛktəɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the nearest house becomes a communal residence and everyone a parishioner. Bernado got rectoried and invited Devon to stay permanently in the spare room. rectorited adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation settles into layers and nobody can easily extract themselves. Kassydi became rectorited, while Jean-philip remained trapped beside the crisps. rectorrhagiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the conversation proceed in alarming, involuntary spurts. Johnpeter got rectorrhagiaed and interrupted Ceaira at irregular intervals. rectorshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming seniority over the entire table and its proceedings. Oneka became rectorshipped and appointed Lott deputy keeper of the bread. rectoscoped adj. Drunk since last orders, and examining every awkward detail of the evening aloud. Fredreick became rectoscoped and inspected Levis's explanation from several angles. rectoscopied adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting an intrusive examination of everyone's private business. Gracielynn got rectoscopied and questioned Bellanie about an entirely private arrangement. rectosigmoidectomied adj. Still drunk, and removing the middle of every conversation before anyone else can follow it. Matthias got rectosigmoidectomied and left Mailia with only the beginning of his story. rectosigmoided adj. Drunk by closing time, and joining two unrelated conversations at an uncomfortable junction. Alandus became rectosigmoided, linking Abbiegale's holiday plans to a complaint about taxis. rectosigmoiditised adj. Too drunk to keep adjacent conversations from becoming inflamed at their point of contact. Samba became rectosigmoiditised and started an argument between Chonita and the host. rectosigmoidoscopied adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the deepest connection between two subjects, whether invited or not. Kasher got rectosigmoidoscopied and traced Maylei's joke back to childhood. rectosonographied adj. Having drunk enough to investigate the unseen structure of every relationship in the room. Samyukta became rectosonographied and mapped Dede's friendships aloud over dessert. rectotomied adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can bear, and dividing its established alliances. Aldrich got rectotomied and separated Cassian from the person he had been speaking to. rectoured adj. Drunk and addressing everyone present as though they owed him a parish tithe. Oskar got rectoured and attempted to collect a tenth of Kamariah's crisps.