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red cabbaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a purple solution exists for every domestic difficulty. Smanatha got red cabbaged and proposed storing the leftovers in the umbrella stand. red campioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and flowering confidently wherever conversation has left a gap. Sussie became red campioned and delivered a bright speech beside the smoking area. red capped adj. Drunk enough to patrol the pub for breaches of order while forgetting where one's own coat is. Janaih got red capped and began inspecting the cloakroom as though appointed for the purpose. red carded adj. Still drunk, and certain that expulsion is a punishment reserved for somebody else. Anusha was red carded and appealed her removal from the queue on procedural grounds. red cardinal flowered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a dramatic entrance and remain conspicuously upright beside the doorway. Mathews arrived red cardinal flowered and stood blazing beside the coat rack. red cardinaled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a confident announcement from a birdcall, but willing to provide both. Lacalvin went red cardinaled and addressed the garden in a clear, authoritative whistle. red carpeted adj. Having drunk enough to assume that ordinary arrivals require a ceremonial reception. Colby-jay became red carpeted and applauded Berthella's return from the lavatory. red carred adj. Drunk by closing time, and travelling across the room with the confidence of a public service. Asialynn went red carred and announced that the corridor was a direct route to Los Angeles. red caviared adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can garnish, and treating every small decision as a luxury. Bryndle went red caviared and ordered champagne for the table's abandoned water glasses. red cedared adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a fragrant piece of furniture for a reliable guide. Dodson got red cedared and asked the wardrobe which bus went into town. red celled adj. Of a drinker: circulating vigorously, carrying scarcely any useful information to the extremities. Lislie went red celled and transported gossip from the bar to every corner. red cented adj. Describing a drinker who will spend the last penny proving that the next round is affordable. Amaud went red cented and searched beneath the fruit bowl for investment capital. red chalked adj. A drinker who marks every conversation boldly, leaving a dusty trail of unrequested instruction. Dyllan became red chalked and diagrammed the route to the toilets on a beer mat. red chickweeded adj. A drinker so far gone that a small roadside plant appears qualified to supervise the evening. Pamla got red chickweeded and asked the pavement flowers to approve her taxi choice. red chipped adj. The state of being drunk and certain that a risky choice is a dependable investment. Mauline went red chipped and invested the evening's cash in a stranger's karaoke venture. red chokeberried adj. The condition of a drinker who has become puckered by confidence and difficult to swallow. Buglem was red chokeberried, delivering compressed opinions between increasingly sour pauses.