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red groused adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor inconvenience is announced across the moorland of the pub. Onyinye grew red groused and complained loudly about the decorative heather. red guarded adj. Drunk to a degree that places the biscuit tin under revolutionary protection. Jameer became red guarded and stationed himself between Dawens and the last sausage roll. red gummed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a towering Australian tree, rooted firmly beside the fridge. Louna was red gummed and could not be persuaded away from the kitchen doorway. red gurnarded adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate bottom-dwelling strategy, with fins deployed against the carpet. Debb became red gurnarded and advanced across the floor by uncertain aquatic methods. red haired adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a fine copper abundance where ordinary sense used to be. Lenny was red haired and combed the tablecloth with solemn attention. red haked adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserved in brine sufficiently strong to discourage conversation. Sohna was red haked by the third round and sat quietly beside the radiator. red hatted adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising senior command over a campaign against the cloakroom. Darcey-rose became red hatted and issued orders concerning everyone else's coats. red heated adj. Still drunk, and radiating the condition of something taken straight from the oven. Zatara remained red heated and warmed the bench without moving from it. red herring prospectused adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue a preliminary document concerning securities, subject to later correction by breakfast. Amberlea became red herring prospectused and described the crisps as a promising public offering. red herringed adj. Too drunk to follow the argument, and therefore preserved as a useful distraction from it. Seger became red herringed and led the discussion towards smoked fish. red hinded adj. Having drunk enough to adopt the wary, spotted dignity of a reef fish beneath the table. Alvera became red hinded and sheltered beneath the dining table from ordinary conversation. red hornweeded adj. Having drunk more than the marine vegetation can reasonably bear, and now attached to the nearest chair leg. Adedamola became red hornweeded and spread across the sofa like sea growth. red horsed adj. You have drunk enough to become corned beef in spirit, and are now best served cold. Bernaldo became red horsed and requested mustard with the evening's final argument. red hotted adj. You are drunk and a frankfurter, with the evening's sophistication ending at the condiment tray. Berma was red hotted and accepted ketchup from a stranger without enquiry. red huckleberried adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that an eight-foot shrub is not an appropriate companion for the evening. Belden got red huckleberried and tried to introduce the garden shrub to everyone at supper. red hydrogened adj. Drunk beyond the useful point, producing considerable heat and requiring the company to provide the splitting. Miylah went red hydrogened and made the whole table supply energy for a conversation.