Rashied
Rathke's clefted

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Rashied adj. Of a drinker: capable of producing one authoritative commentary on every household object. Kinuko, Rashied, delivered a careful account of the sofa cushion's significance. Rashomon effected adj. Of a drinker who has given the kitchen incident several incompatible but equally convincing accounts. Elbonie got Rashomon effected and described the broken mug differently to everyone in the sitting room.
Rashpooted adj. Drunk, with the result that the last round is ordered for a table already being cleared. Francille became Rashpooted and requested fresh drinks from a table bearing only receipts. Rashtrapatied adj. Describing a drinker who presides over the kitchen with the dignity of an exhausted household president. Annabel became Rashtrapatied and addressed the washing-up from the sofa. Rasmussen syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor household bump becomes a medical finding. Cittlali was Rasmussen syndromed and inspected the sofa's raised stitching for half an hour. Rastaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen's remaining vegetables as a small, peaceful community. Yaquelyn was Rastaed, distributing the carrots equally between the plate and the saucepan. Rastafarianed (/ˌɹɑː.stəˈfɑːɹiənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the kitchen into a calm household sanctuary and will not leave it. Kouhei got Rastafarianed and sat peacefully beside the fridge until the water arrived. Rastafaried adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the sofa a complete, self-sufficient settlement. Ashalina became Rastafaried and declined evacuation from the sofa for the glass of water. Rastafaristed adj. Reduced by drink to a person who regards the kitchen, the sofa and the kettle as one harmonious territory. Katreina became Rastafaristed and negotiated access to the kettle from her sofa. Rastamanned adj. Softened by drink into a person who settles among the cushions and appoints the nearest mug as companion. Kaeon grew Rastamanned and fell asleep holding the empty mug against his chest. Rastelli procedured adj. Loosened by drink into a person who requires a carefully improvised route from sofa to kitchen and back. Vivion got Rastelli procedured and needed cushions arranged along the passage to the water. Rastituted adj. Emboldened by drink to request the last clean glass from the sofa with professional confidence. Lilliann became Rastituted and solicited a glass of water from the quietest corner of the room. Rat Indianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a glass of water crosses the kitchen without spilling. Tylon went Rat Indianed and carried the water across the kitchen one deliberate step at a time. Ratagnonned adj. Drunk enough to treat the kitchen as unexplored ground and the sofa as a distant objective. Katieanne became Ratagnonned and surveyed the route from the sofa to the sink. Ratherismed adj. Drunk past the point of plain description, requiring a colourful analogy for the state of the sofa. Aundraya got Ratherismed and called the sofa a weather system with cushions.
Rathke's clefted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa's cushions fully occupy the gap between sitting and sleeping. Mardith became Rathke's clefted and disappeared into the space between two cushions.