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red tail diseased adj. Having drunk enough to spread one confident opinion through the room before anyone can quarantine it. Sameia went red tail diseased and diagnosed the entire pub's finances from a single receipt. red tailed sharked adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can survive, and approaching every harmless exchange with a sharp, circling suspicion. Kip got red tailed sharked and questioned the bartender's motives while requesting another glass of water. red taped adj. You have drunk enough to bind every simple decision in layers of unnecessary procedure. Jannai became red taped and required signatures before anyone could order chips. red teaed adj. Of a drinker: calmly requesting a sober-looking beverage while continuing to make profoundly unsober decisions. Amayrah was red teaed and ordered rooibos before volunteering to reorganise the landlord's accounts. red teamed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself the opposition and now challenges every sensible suggestion. Kamarionna got red teamed and argued against leaving, despite having forgotten where she lived. red teamered adj. Describing a drinker who dismantles an agreeable plan merely to demonstrate that alternatives exist. Nashley became red teamered and found operational flaws in the perfectly adequate plan to walk home. red tegued adj. A drinker who advances confidently through the room, low to the ground and heedless of obstacles. Saskia went red tegued beneath the hanging coat rack and emerged certain she had taken a shortcut. red terrored adj. A drinker so far gone that every perceived disagreement becomes a campaign against your rightful authority. Bismark got red terrored after someone moved his glass and demanded an inquiry into the table's politics. red tided adj. The state of being drunk and spreading through a gathering until every conversation is faintly discoloured by your presence. Ananiah became red tided, and within minutes every table had heard the same investment proposal. red tigered adj. The condition of a drinker who moves with leonine confidence despite having no reliable grasp of direction. Quindarrius was red tigered and attempted to lead the party home through a locked garden. red timed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes prolonged confidence for evidence that the chosen course is working. Ajenae was red timed and remained certain the karaoke machine would improve if she pressed the same button. red toad trilliumed adj. Reduced by drink to a low, rooted certainty that one small position is the only possible one. Mineko became red toad trilliumed and refused to leave the particular corner she had selected. red topped adj. Softened by drink into a headline-maker, presenting thin evidence with broad, confident conclusions. Sheilagh got red topped and announced the pub's entire history from a rumour about the cellar. red tortoise caked adj. Loosened by drink into a round, pliable confidence, carrying a hard shell of certainty around a sweet idea. Solaya got red tortoise caked and proposed opening a dumpling stall before finishing the first course. red triangle slugged adj. Emboldened by drink to cross every social boundary slowly, visibly, and with considerable self-belief. Shermain went red triangle slugged and advanced across the dance floor to correct a stranger's technique. red trilliumed adj. Slowed by drink to a deliberate pace, while remaining completely convinced that every movement is efficient. Connall became red trilliumed and took ten minutes to retrieve a coat from the adjacent chair.