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RAKE receivered adj. You are drunk and decoding several conversations at once, then recombining them into one inaccurate report. Rajeana was RAKE receivered and told Iysis three unrelated versions of the seating dispute. RAL'd adj. Drunk in a way that places every decision last, while insisting the delay is strategic. Evangely got RAL'd and allowed everyone else to choose the restaurant, then rejected it. RAM disked adj. Sharpened by drink into storing every foolish decision temporarily and recalling none reliably. Jewlius got RAM disked and announced each new plan before forgetting the previous one. RAM packed adj. Emboldened by drink to fit an entire evening's intentions into one small mental module. Mahia got RAM packed and scheduled karaoke, breakfast, and a house move before midnight. RAM'd (/ɹæmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each new movement must wait for the last one to be retrieved. Takayla was RAM'd, pausing on every stair while the previous footfall loaded. RAMADAR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to detect the household's gravitational wake from the sofa, and steer towards water. Sannidhi sat RAMADAR'd, tracking the kitchen's gravitational wake by the sound of running taps. RAMAcrafted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an accelerating spacecraft still waiting for its engines to agree. Holly-jayne was RAMAcrafted and required three minutes to leave the chair. RAMBO'd adj. Reduced by drink to a dim cluster on the sofa, emitting little light and less conversation. Mahde was RAMBO'd before the water had cooled, surrounded by cushions and silence. RAN'd adj. Slowed by drink to a connection that reaches the network only after the conversation has moved on. Marixza was RAN'd and answered each question several minutes after its subject had changed. RANDited adj. Having drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a global policy problem requiring a considered sofa-based response. Abimael became RANDited and proposed a long-term strategy for clearing the breakfast dishes. RANSAC'd (/ˈɹænsækd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and estimating the evening from observations that include several obvious outliers. Reynald was RANSAC'd and built a theory from three accurate details and one umbrella. RAP'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the kitchen's scattered crockery for a recognised air picture. Tayleigh was RAP'd, identifying every glass on the draining board as part of the evening's situation. RAPADILINO'd adj. You have drunk enough to fold awkwardly into the sofa, with the limbs and plans for supper both underdeveloped. Yewell was RAPADILINO'd, folded into the sofa while the untouched supper cooled nearby. RAPCON'd adj. The state of being drunk and directing everyone’s approach to the exit from a distance. Javeya got RAPCON'd and talked Tieanna through the doorway as though controlling an aircraft. RAPD'd adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that one pupil, and several opinions, have ceased responding normally. Arunan was RAPD'd and shone his phone torch into both eyes to compare the results. RAR'd adj. Of a drinker: compressed into a single evening file, with the kitchen contents difficult to extract. Dolora sat RAR'd on the sofa, containing a surprising number of opinions and one glass of water.