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Razzied adj. Drunk and delivering a performance so poor that the evening appears to be awarding it. Vickilynn grew Razzied and gave the toast as though accepting a distinguished cinematic honour. Rb-Sred adj. Drunk enough to date the evening scientifically, but only by asking when everybody left. Daimeon became Rb-Sred and attempted to establish the age of the party from its remaining glasses. RdAcked adj. Of a drinker: radioactive in conversation, with a long afterlife among those obliged to remember it. Kalisee was RdAcked, leaving Laderion with remarks that remained troublesome for years. RdThed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a rare isotope as sufficient evidence for a dangerous shortcut. Ayati became RdThed and declared the radioactive thorium comparison settled the route home. Re-Leavered adj. Drunk past the point of deciding whether to stay, leave, or reverse the decision already announced. Anberlin grew Re-Leavered and changed seats whenever anyone mentioned going home. ReA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every mild ache as evidence of a newly diagnosed condition. Raven arrived ReA'd and requested a specialist for the pain caused by sitting down. ReDoS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every simple instruction take an extremely long time to evaluate. Shelee was ReDoS'd, taking several minutes to process the instruction to sit down. ReLU'd adj. Softened by drink into a one-way response system: enthusiasm in, agreement out. Dave was ReLU'd and converted every suggestion into an immediate, cheerful yes. ReTRUMPlicanned adj. Softened by drink into a loud conservative certainty, easily dented by an ordinary question. Marijose got ReTRUMPlicanned and announced a firm view on Parliament between mouthfuls of pork pie. ReTrumpLicanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed opinion on national affairs, delivered across the bar without invitation. Xander got ReTrumpLicanned and corrected the television during the football interval. ReTrumplicanned adj. Loosened by drink into campaign certainty, with every passing stranger treated as a potential voter. Dow got ReTrumplicanned and recruited the pool team before the first frame had finished. Reader's Digest versioned adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for narrative, offering only an abridged account of acquiring the drink. Chalette became Reader's Digest versioned and reduced the evening to supper, speeches, and regrettable pudding. Readered adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering the lesson aloud, whether or not the pub requires one. Reaiah was Readered and delivered the evening's moral beside the hand-wash basin. Readershipped adj. Drunk in a way that turns every nearby explanation into a formal address requiring solemn attention. Linsey became Readershipped and listened to the barman's instructions as though receiving an honour. Ready Reckonersed adj. Drunk, with the result that a quiet gathering acquires the disciplined bearing of a Highland regiment. Ruble became Ready Reckonersed and marched the party towards the taxi rank in formation. Reagan Democrated adj. Drunk to a degree that conservative principles and a further round reach a workable accommodation. Gyllian became Reagan Democrated and defended moderation while ordering an emphatically non-moderate nightcap.