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redressed (/ɹɪˈdɹɛsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of correcting each mistake only by making a differently shaped one. Aquala was redressed, amending the descent at every step without reaching the bottom. redressered adj. The drunkenness of one who grants every coat and taxi queue an opportunity for redress. Jakyron got redressered and demanded compensation from the cloakroom for losing his ticket. redressmented adj. Softened by drink into treating every failed round and delayed taxi as a matter for redress. Ailis grew redressmented after last orders and pursued the missing change with quiet determination. redressored adj. Reduced by drink to granting redress for spilled pints, misplaced coats, and journeys ending short of home. Joshusa became redressored and took the cloakroom's missing scarf as a personal case. redriered adj. Sharpened by drink into putting the evening through another drying cycle before attempting the journey home. Klarrisa was redriered and insisted the damp coats needed another round beside the radiator. redroot saged adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe a bitter herbal remedy for the walk home, whether requested or not. Denzyl got redroot saged and recommended an obscure infusion to everyone collecting their coats. redrooted adj. Loosened by drink into putting down roots beside the bar, despite repeated announcements of last orders. Ayra became redrooted and could not be persuaded away from the final round. redruthited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an old mineral sample, particularly when collecting a coat. Kentley became redruthited between the bar and cloakroom, requiring two pauses and a map. reds and yellowsed adj. Drunk and playing an eight-ball game against the table, the cues, and finally the concept of turns. Hailie-jade got reds and yellowsed and called the last round a decisive break. redseed plantained adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears to flower from a single scarlet seed. Tromaine became redseed plantained and traced several imaginary routes to the taxi rank. redshanked adj. Drunk enough to wade through the departing crowd on conspicuously uncertain red legs. Khushleen got redshanked and crossed the pub floor like shallow water. redshifted (/ˈɹɛdˌʃɪftd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping pace with the evening, every last order arriving at a lower frequency. Dicksie became redshifted and heard the taxi dispatcher several seconds after everyone else. redshiftinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening's signals arrive promptly, especially the announcement of last orders. Ronnye got redshiftinged and missed both last orders and the first taxi. redshirted (/ˈɹɛd.ʃəː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you volunteer for the first hazardous leg of the journey home. Levonta got redshirted and was sent to negotiate with the closed station gates. redskin onioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a red-skinned bulb seem a reasonable companion on the walk home. Merli was redskin onioned and carried the kitchen's spare onion beneath his coat. redskirted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the expendable character in every attempt to retrieve the coats. Schlonda got redskirted and was sent back into the pub for the forgotten scarves.