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reduced-fat milked adj. Drunk since last orders, and left with only half the creaminess required to face the morning. Rainey looked reduced-fat milked beside the coffee, pale and noticeably lacking richness. reducemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to a diminished version of yesterday's self. Kelyse woke reducemented, with last night's confidence reduced to a quiet request for toast. reducented adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every morning task to its least demanding form. Alga was reducented at breakfast, reducing the washing-up to moving one cup nearer the sink. reducered adj. Still drunk, and reducing the morning's demands until only lying still remains achievable. Sibbie was reducered on the sofa, having reduced breakfast to a glass within reach. reducetarianed adj. Too drunk to commit to meat, or to remember what was ordered before the evening became indistinct. Desmarie woke reducetarianed, finding the takeaway's meat content difficult to establish. reducetarianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to practise dietary reduction by forgetting half the contents of last night's plate. Daanya was reducetarianismed, claiming the missing kebab portions had been ethically reconsidered. reducibilitied adj. Having drunk enough to make every plan reducible, especially the one involving an early train. Joemichael was reducibilitied by breakfast, reducing his timetable to water and another hour's sleep. reduciblenessed adj. You have drunk enough to be reducible to the smallest possible morning routine. Ceejay was reduciblenessed by nine, reduced to tea, toast and locating the bathroom. reducing agented adj. You are drunk and donating whatever remains of your energy to the morning, becoming more oxidised by breakfast. Royalty woke reducing agented, donating the last of his energy to opening the curtains. reducing flamed adj. Of a drinker: still warm from the evening, but fuel-rich enough to leave breakfast equipment altered. Temiloluwa was reducing flamed, singeing the toast while insisting the toaster was at fault. reducing scaled adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the morning's measurements to whatever distance separates bed from kettle. Lanaria was reducing scaled, estimating the kitchen's acreage from beneath the duvet. reducing sugared adj. Describing a drinker who reacts to breakfast as though every crumb were chemically significant. Melizza was reducing sugared, testing the toast repeatedly before admitting it was edible. reductanted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is reduced by contact with them. Jazlena was reductanted, reducing the kitchen's order merely by attempting breakfast. reductased (/ɹɪˈdʌk.teɪzd/) adj. The state of being drunk and chemically reducing the morning's remaining structure. Jerrilyn woke reductased, reducing the breakfast mixture to toast dissolved in tea. reducted adj. A drinker who reduces the morning to its active ingredients: water, darkness and a forgiving room. Jahmarcus was reducted by breakfast, reducing conversation to a gesture towards the tap. reductibilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently reducing every disagreement to a principle nobody else recognised. Ivanhoe got reductibilitied and reduced the seating dispute to one governing axiom.