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reductio ad Hitlerumed adj. The condition of a drinker who dismisses every morning suggestion by associating it with an infamous historical figure. Laquinn was reductio ad Hitlerumed, rejecting porridge on historical grounds no one could follow. reductio ad Stalinumed adj. The drunkenness of one who reduces every breakfast disagreement to an accusation of ideological hostility. Terraneisha was reductio ad Stalinumed, treating a request for toast as a political provocation. reductio ad absurdumed adj. Reduced by drink to proving breakfast impossible by assuming every reasonable instruction and pursuing it to contradiction. Chrisoula became reductio ad absurdumed, proving that getting dressed required an impossible number of steps. reduction divisioned adj. Sharpened by drink into two distinct morning halves: the person who went out and the one seeking water. Litcy was reduction divisioned, one half remembering the pub and the other avoiding the light. reduction drived adj. Loosened by drink into a slower morning with greater torque and no useful forward speed. Jindh was reduction drived, turning the bedroom door handle with considerable effort and little progress. reduction furnaced adj. Too drunk to distinguish ore from metal, and confident enough to proceed with the extraction. Chyra went reduction furnaced and attempted to smelt a coin in the fireplace. reduction in forced adj. Having drunk enough to treat a layoff as a personal restructuring strategy and volunteer for it. Goldie went reduction in forced and offered to streamline her own position. reduction setted adj. Having drunk more than a drop set can reasonably accommodate, yet adding another repetition. Mondra went reduction setted and insisted the barbell required one final lift. reduction to the absurded adj. You have drunk enough to prove every ordinary suggestion ridiculous, then adopt the least sensible one. Alexxander went reduction to the absurded and proposed cycling home through the ornamental pond. reductioned (/ɹiˈdɑk.ʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a morning process in which every ambition is gradually reduced to lying down. Salvadore was reductioned, reducing the day's programme until only toast remained. reductionismed adj. You are drunk and reducing every complicated decision to one reassuringly simple cause. Fred got reductionismed and blamed the entire argument on inadequate sandwich provision. reductionisted adj. Of a drinker: an advocate of explaining every difficulty by removing all the difficult parts. Nekiesha became reductionisted and solved the wedding seating plan by removing most guests. reductisoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and permanently waterlogged in the sofa’s lowest and least accessible region. Adaora became reductisoled and settled into the sofa while Julin fetched the water. reductivenessed adj. Describing a drinker who explains every human matter as a collection of detachable parts. Tzivi grew reductivenessed and separated the friendship into causes, symptoms and recommended repairs. reductivismed adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to its fewest essentials: glass, chair and firm opinion. Bogomil became reductivismed and removed every object from the table except his pint. reductivisted adj. A drinker so far gone that minimalism now means making decisions without any information. Boon went reductivisted and booked the first train without checking its destination.