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reductivitied adj. The state of being drunk and reducing a promising plan until only the most regrettable step remains. Nikkolette became reductivitied and reduced the weekend away to a midnight swim. reductoisomerased adj. The condition of a drinker who changes both the plan and its chemical identity while insisting nothing has changed. Jeaven went reductoisomerased and turned a quiet supper into an unplanned house move. reductoned adj. The drunkenness of one who reduces every sweet promise to an acidic, forceful instruction. Lilliangrace got reductoned and converted a pleasant suggestion into a sharp command. reduited adj. Of a drinker: withdrawn into a fortified inner position from which every approach is repelled with misplaced authority. Melayah went reduited behind the sofa and defended the remaining crisps as strategic reserves. reduncined adj. Reduced by drink to an alert antelope, prepared to bolt at the first suggestion of responsibility. Ayooluwa went reduncined and crossed the room in three sudden movements. redundanced (/ɹɪˈdʌndənsd/) adj. Softened by drink into repeating the same assurance until everyone accepts it as new information. Jhoanna became redundanced and explained the taxi arrangement six times with growing confidence. redundancied (/ɹɪˈdʌnd(ə)nsid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into adding an unnecessary explanation to every unnecessary explanation. Makynsie went redundancied and appended a clarification to her clarification about the seating plan. redundant acronym syndromed adj. A drinker who adds unnecessary words to every kitchen announcement, then repeats the expanded version. Phonesavanh was redundant acronym syndromed, describing the glass as a glass of water container. redundant array of independent disksed adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute one poor decision across several equally unsuitable locations. Kashaun went redundant array of independent disksed and hid spare keys in four unreliable places. redundant colonned adj. Still drunk, and repeating the same social route in overlapping loops without reaching the exit. Yinuo went redundant colonned, visiting the cloakroom three times without taking a coat. reduplicanted adj. Drunk and repeating the crucial part of every word, as though emphasis were a navigational aid. Matika went reduplicanted and asked for a taxi-taxi to the station-station. reduplicationed (/ɹɪ.djuː.plɪˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is made twice, the second time with greater confidence. Maena became reduplicationed and ordered two taxis, then cancelled each one twice. reduplicatived adj. Drunk enough to turn every useful phrase into a word repeated for persuasive effect. Louree got reduplicatived and called the sensible route safe-safe before ignoring it. reduplicativitied adj. Drunk past the point of originality, proposing the same solution again with renewed certainty. Optimus went reduplicativitied and suggested walking home after rejecting walking home. reduplicatored adj. Drunk beyond distinction, causing every statement and decision to return in duplicate. Semantha became reduplicatored and sent identical invitations to the same two people. reduplicatured adj. Of a drinker who has repeated the same journey from sofa to kitchen, each time for the water. Isra became reduplicatured, returning from the kitchen with the same glass he had apparently just finished.