Reagan dinnered
Rebeccaited

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Reagan dinnered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a formal political banquet as an acceptable substitute for a sandwich. Mercy grew Reagan dinnered and proposed bipartisan agreement on the remaining sausage rolls. Reaganagramed adj. Drunk on the strength of rearranging a famous name, and now unable to rearrange the place settings. Braxleigh became Reaganagramed and spent the evening producing solemnly incorrect versions of a president's name.
Reaganauted (/ˈɹeɪɡənˌnɔːtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and orbiting the same account of political greatness without achieving re-entry. Johnelle became Reaganauted and circled back to the same presidential anecdote between mouthfuls. Reaganismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and privately convinced that reducing expenditure means buying the expensive bottle. Shawnta grew Reaganismed and proposed fiscal restraint while ordering champagne for the table. Reaganited (/ˈɹeɪɡənaɪtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending yesterday's policies with the confidence of someone who has misplaced today's. Maurese became Reaganited and delivered a presidential endorsement to the queue for the toilets. Reaganomicsed (/ˌreɪɡəˈnɒmɪksd/) adj. Still drunk, and allowing prosperity to trickle down chiefly into the saucer beneath the pint. Camren remained Reaganomicsed, explaining that the costly round would eventually benefit everyone through crisps. Real Programmered adj. Sufficiently drunk to reject every convenient tool and calculate the taxi fare in machine code. Sherille grew Real Programmered and insisted on optimising the jukebox before requesting a song. Realgymnasiumed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the pub for a classical school and the bar staff for examiners. Kees became Realgymnasiumed and requested an oral examination on the correct pouring of lager. Realoed adj. You have drunk enough to abandon ideological purity and support whichever plan includes a kebab. Keyoshia became Realoed and negotiated a pragmatic coalition around the last portion of chips. Realpolitiked adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen's immediate national interest as more important than ethical cleanliness. Keltie went Realpolitiked and used the serving bowl for water because the glasses were in the dishwasher. Reb A'd adj. You are drunk and sweetening the account of the evening beyond what the evidence supports. Jaeron was Reb A'd and described the burnt toast as a naturally refined delicacy. Rebbed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a military command structure and no defensible position. Lurlie grew Rebbed and assigned the pub's cushions to imaginary Confederate regiments. Rebecca purpled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the solemn violet complexion of a minor heraldic emergency. Andamo became Rebecca purpled and treated the bathroom mirror as an official colour reference. Rebeccaed (/ɹɪˈbɛkəd/) adj. Of a drinker: prepared to lead a historic revolt, provided the first demand is for another round. Briseidy became Rebeccaed and organised a spirited protest against the pub's closing time. Rebeccaismed adj. Drunk beyond civil disobedience, with the assembled company obliged to repair the gates in the morning. Jalese became Rebeccaismed and persuaded the whole table that tollgates were a personal insult.
Rebeccaited adj. Drunk in a way that recruits bystanders to a nocturnal campaign against every tollgate in sight. Raynie got Rebeccaited and had the taxi stop beside each tollgate for a speech.