Rebelled
Red Devilled

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Rebelled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the quietest disagreement into a campaign requiring several witnesses. Elron became Rebelled and treated the seating plan as a disputed frontier. Reblochonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has grown soft, yielding and faintly pungent at the edges. Niriyah was Reblochonned, softening visibly beside the cheese board.
Rechabited adj. Drunk on the strength of a moral position nobody else had adopted, and determined that they should explain it too. Eliajah became Rechabited and delivered a temperance address to friends ordering another round. Rechabitismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now advocating total abstinence with the conviction of someone awaiting another round. Carlleen turned Rechabitismed and promised never to drink again while holding a fresh glass. Rechteckbeiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to making straight-edged implements of whatever the table provides. Kahlis became Rechteckbeiled and shaped the beer mats into an axe for Narcille's inspection. Recollected adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to gather the company into a quiet, poorly organised brotherhood. Nikkolette grew Recollected and gathered the departing patrons for a whispered rule of life. Recolleted adj. Still drunk, and observing a vow of quiet poverty which the rest of the party had not agreed to. Keylianis was Recolleted, silently distributing the table's remaining crisps as though taking orders. Recordited adj. Having drunk enough to campaign noisily for a cause while leaving everyone else to avoid endorsing it. Jack became Recordited and distributed imaginary newspapers among the guests. Rectigraphed adj. Having drunk more than the copying machine could reasonably reproduce, producing several versions of the same conversation. Tyquana became Rectigraphed and repeated Hildie's remark in increasingly inaccurate copies. Red Army manned adj. You are drunk and treating the lowest possible rank as sufficient authority to organise the company. Jerimih became Red Army manned and placed Linnetta in charge of returning the glasses. Red Armymanned adj. Of a drinker: promoted by drink to command the smallest available unit, usually unwilling companions. Bayani was Red Armymanned and arranged the party into ranks beside the fruit machine. Red Baronned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the crowded room for an aerial arena and everyone else for obstacles. Ahsha became Red Baronned and made three low passes between the tables. Red Chinesed adj. Describing a drinker who has made national identity the answer to every question put by the table. Tyronesha became Red Chinesed and supplied Marshawn with an unexpected nationality for each course. Red Daned adj. A drinker who has become an unexpectedly vivid apple, requiring the company to keep them away from the fruit bowl. Charay got Red Daned and sat beside the fruit bowl while Diamyn guarded the cider. Red Delicioused adj. A drinker so far gone that every mild remark becomes sweet, polished, and liable to be offered round. Enoe became Red Delicioused and passed each sentence to Jorg as though it were a dessert apple.
Red Devilled adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the entire room to a football side without consulting it. Alerah became Red Devilled and recruited Mesa for a chant directed at the wrong television.