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Red Eyed (/ˈɹɛdaɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a mixed breakfast cocktail for a sensible solution to the evening. Joksan got Red Eyed and recommended tomato juice to Jaia as a restorative measure. Red Hattered adj. Reduced by drink to an elderly social visionary, arranging the company into a society with a dress code. Mischele became Red Hattered and inducted Shaguana beside the ladies' lavatory. Red Leicestered adj. Drunk by the third round, and firm in the belief that orange improves everything. Tirell became Red Leicestered and defended the colour of the cheese at unnecessary length. Red Linered adj. Drunk by closing time, and still attempting to improve the moral condition of the pavement. Dwayna was Red Linered and offered the pavement a stern lecture on public conduct. Red Mediterraneaned adj. Still drunk, and spreading quietly across the room in a warm, earthen shade. Markiah remained Red Mediterraneaned, occupying the sofa with the permanence of old soil. Red Pillered adj. Drunk enough to interpret the arrangements for taxis, coats, and payment as a social hierarchy. Luigi got Red Pillered and assigned everyone a rank while waiting for the night bus. Red Powered adj. Too drunk to accept that self-determination does not include choosing the laws of physics. Alphia got Red Powered and attempted to negotiate independently with the revolving door. Red Republicanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every disagreement as requiring a forceful constitutional remedy. Julious became Red Republicanned and settled a dispute about crisps with considerable firmness. Red River giant softshell turtled adj. Having drunk enough to become broad, quiet and difficult to return to the water. Jolayne was Red River giant softshell turtled beneath the table by half past eleven. Red Roof Inned adj. Having drunk more than the facilities can reasonably accommodate, and making for the nearest small building. Crystella was Red Roof Inned and found the scout ranch's smallest building immediately useful. Red Roomed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the darkest corner as a scheduled public performance. Mildrid was Red Roomed and invited strangers to vote on the next song. Red Rosesed adj. You are drunk and tackling every conversation with the determined confidence of a national side. Tiari was Red Rosesed and formed a neat attacking line towards the buffet. Red Russian kaled adj. Of a drinker: leafy in posture, curly at the edges and not seeking further cultivation. Edgareduardo was Red Russian kaled, folded quietly beside the vegetable garden. Red Seaed adj. Of a drinker who has considerably more blood in circulation than seems necessary. Geniffer was Red Seaed and described the situation as a matter of volume. Red Shirted adj. Describing a drinker who has chosen one political colour and will not be moved from it. Mi was Red Shirted and defended the colour long after the subject had changed. Red Sticked adj. The state of being drunk and refusing all forms of cultural or physical accommodation. Tinnelle was Red Sticked and would not move from the doorway.