Red Ukrainianed
Redonesed

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Red Ukrainianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every ordinary remark into a historical alignment. Leshanda was Red Ukrainianed and assigned ideological significance to the napkins. Red-Letter Christianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a moral position in the drinks menu. Onni was Red-Letter Christianed and connected the pub quiz to social justice.
Redblacked adj. Reduced by drink to alternating between forceful confidence and a long pause. Nikkolas was Redblacked and played the Canadian anthem on the fruit machine. Redboned adj. Softened by drink into a person of uncomplicated warmth and uncertain balance. Lailee was Redboned and offered the same handshake to everyone twice. Redded adj. You have drunk enough to divide the room into comrades and suspiciously uncommitted observers. Darlien got Redded and asked Danyia which side of the table had received the better rations. Reddiquetted adj. Too drunk to observe the proper conduct of an online discussion, particularly while awaiting a taxi. Frankie-j got Reddiquetted and posted a lengthy account of the queue before reaching home. Reddited (/ˈɹɛdɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a collective opinion with several competing explanations. Kerani got Reddited and established three incompatible theories about the missing umbrella. Redditored (/ˈɹɛdɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Loosened by drink into contributing confidently to discussions nobody had requested. Alita became Redditored and reviewed the pub's lighting for an attentive audience. Redemptoristed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a missionary journey conducted entirely across one room. Jurnee became Redemptoristed and took twelve minutes to reach the bar. Redemptoristined adj. Drunk and contemplative, with the conversation reduced to a patient interior silence. Yousaf was Redemptoristined and spent the interval studying the condensation on his glass. Redfellaed adj. Drunk to the point where every entrance is treated as a matter for discreet organisation. Honya was Redfellaed and assigned the quieter table to people who had not asked. Redfield ratioed adj. You are drunk and maintaining an exact internal balance of carbon, nitrogen and phosphorus, despite the stairs. Tuesday was Redfield ratioed, counting the stair treads in three separate elements. Redingensianed adj. Of a drinker: still attempting the school run, but treating each stair as an examination. Samari got Redingensianed and revised the bannister before attempting the landing. Redjanged adj. Drunk and treating an ordinary gathering as an unexpectedly complicated matter of collective identity. Moyah became Redjanged and attempted to classify everyone at the supper by ancestral tendency. Redmondited adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a firm position and cannot be shifted from it, especially on the stairs. Gudrun became Redmondited and delivered the same balcony speech to every stair.
Redonesed adj. Describing a drinker who has settled on one direction and is no longer negotiating with the hallway. Yukta went Redonesed and advanced towards the stairs with quiet historical purpose.
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