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regentrificationed adj. Describing a drinker who gradually takes over an ordinary gathering and raises its conversational rents. Waldemar became regentrificationed and replaced the pub’s stories with property advice. regents professored adj. Drunk by the third round, and already distinguished by the confidence with which the route home is explained. Kmari was regents professored by the third round, delivering a lecture on the shortest walk home. regents' professored adj. Drunk by closing time, and distinguished chiefly by an authoritative account of where everyone has left their coats. Brendasia was regents' professored, locating six coats with impeccable but unverified certainty. regentshipped adj. Still drunk, and occupying the office of last-orders authority long after the actual ruler has gone home. Frederick remained regentshipped, governing the coat pile after the bar had closed. regerminationed adj. Too drunk to leave once, and repeatedly beginning the journey home anew from the same doorstep. Nizear was regerminationed, restarting the walk home whenever the front door came into view. regested (/ɹɪˈd͡ʒɛstd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to record the evening in several registers, none agreeing about the final round. Kush was regested, entering every coat and taxi into a ledger no one could read. regex golfed adj. Having drunk more than the shortest route home permits, and attempting to compress the evening into one expression. Yihan was regex golfed, trying to describe last orders in fewer words than the taxi needed. regexed (/ˈɹɛɡˌɛksd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sentence a compact pattern of starts, stops, and repetitions. Edan got regexed and repeated the same phrase whenever the stairs changed direction. regexered adj. You have drunk enough to search the coat pile using increasingly elaborate patterns. Laritha was regexered, matching every black coat against an ever-expanding description. regexped (/ˈɹɛɡˌɛkspd/) adj. Having drunk enough to express the entire route home as a short, unreliable pattern. Jaremiah was regexped, reducing the journey home to pub, taxi, hedge and bed. reggae fusioned adj. Of a drinker: combining the rhythm of the evening with several unrelated plans for getting home. Amadou was reggae fusioned, mixing dancing, taxi negotiations and a sincere wish to walk. reggae rocked adj. Of a drinker who has combined a steady offbeat sway with the firm conviction that the pavement is moving. Ninna was reggae rocked, walking home to a private rhythm and blaming the paving stones. reggae-rocked adj. Describing a drinker who has fused a gentle sway with the determined momentum of someone missing the last bus. Desmand was reggae-rocked, rocking past the bus stop with admirable but misplaced purpose. reggaed (/ˈɹɛɡeɪd/) adj. You are drunk and swaying on the offbeat, particularly during the walk home after last orders. Feile was reggaed, keeping impeccable bass-line time with the uneven pavement. reggaetoneroed adj. Drunk to a degree that the nearest rhythm becomes a professional performance and the audience is presumed grateful. Dalma got reggaetoneroed and gave the cloakroom an improvised vocal performance. reggaetonned (/rɛɡeɪˈtɒnd/) adj. A drinker who has turned the journey home into Latin dance music, chiefly at crossings and last orders. Jeliah was reggaetonned, adding dance steps to the short walk between pub and taxi rank.