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Refsum's diseased adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, with the feet conducting separate negotiations about the stairs. Teisa was Refsum's diseased and sent each foot upstairs by a different plan. Refucklicanned adj. Drunk in a way that turns every stumble into a firm political position. Yosvany became Refucklicanned and blamed the staircase for obstructing progress.
Reg Grundiesed adj. Drunk, with the result that the trousers become an urgent matter before the stairs do. Sharmia grew Reg Grundiesed and abandoned the staircase to address a wardrobe emergency. Reg Grundysed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes underclothes seem like the evening's principal logistical concern. Aloria became Reg Grundysed and inspected the stairs for somewhere private to sit. Reg'led adj. The drunkenness of one who has confined the entire morning to a single, abbreviated locality. Jasmeen woke Reg'led, with the bed, bin and bathroom forming her complete jurisdiction. Regietheatered adj. Drunk to the extent of restaging the journey home, changing the staircase, chronology and intended ending. Taiwana became Regietheatered and performed the descent as a modern tragedy in reverse. Reginanned (/ɹɪˈd͡ʒaɪ.nənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the journey home into an unexpectedly civic expedition. Kayceon, thoroughly Reginanned, gave the bus route a ceremonial farewell. Regius Professored adj. Having drunk enough to deliver a royal lecture on why the pub's best seat is constitutionally yours. Sunbeam got Regius Professored and addressed the snug on the hereditary rights of bar stools. Regius professored adj. Having drunk more than the bar can reasonably support, and claiming royal patronage for the final round. Sanjuan became Regius professored and said the next round was a matter for the Palace. Regrexited adj. Softened by drink into regretting both leaving the pub and having voted to leave it. Hermonie grew Regrexited outside the pub and asked whether the vote could be rerun. Regulation Charlied adj. Sharpened by drink into enforcing every coat, queue and closing-time instruction without exception. Chaiden was Regulation Charlied, checking tickets long after the station had emptied. Regulo marked adj. Loosened by drink into treating the last order as a temperature setting for the entire evening. Deckard became Regulo marked and adjusted the pub's atmosphere by imaginary gas marks. Rehoboamed adj. Emboldened by drink to order a bottle large enough to require its own taxi seat. Kayden-leigh went Rehoboamed and ordered the table's wine by industrial volume. Rehobothered adj. Drunk and treating the journey home as a border crossing requiring repeated assurances. Anastaja became Rehobothered and asked the driver whether the pavement was officially safe. Reich-wingered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns fetching a glass of water into a matter of national policy. Jamiroquan grew Reich-wingered and issued instructions from beneath the sofa blanket.
Reiched (/ɹaɪxd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the pub, its queue and the taxi rank constitute one dominion. Decland was Reiched, governing the coat pile from an improvised position near the bar.