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regular star macromoleculed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that every member of the party has acquired an identical arm and a common centre. Dorothia became regular star macromoleculed, linking every coat to the same central peg. regular tessellationed adj. Drunk in a way that tiles the remaining evening with identical, neatly repeated visits to the bar. Vonda went regular tessellationed, fitting one more drink into every available interval.
regular verbed adj. Drunk, with the result that every account of the evening acquires the same tidy ending. Acari got regular verbed and described each missed train with the same dependable past-tense ending. regulared (/ˈɹɛɡ.jʊ.lə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to march in formation, despite having lost the parade. Drelan went regulared and saluted the stair rail before attempting the ascent. regularisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning every irregularity in the journey home into a standard procedure. Fayzan got regularisationed and established a formal process for losing his umbrella. regularisered adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to make the company, the coats and the timetable conform. Clarkie was regularisered by the third round, putting strangers into a queue for the cloakroom. regularitied (/ˌɹɛɡjuˈlæɹətid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes each round, pause and attempted departure occur with reassuring consistency. Eneri was regularitied, ordering another round at precisely the interval the bar staff feared. regularizabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of believing the evening can still be made orderly with sufficient paperwork. Noelia became regularizabilitied and produced a timetable for collecting everyone’s coats. regularizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily converting the disorderly end of the evening into routine. Lorrainne was regularizationed, checking the same pocket for her keys at every street corner. regularizered adj. Drunk by closing time, and functioning as the evening's unofficial device for limiting further departures. Jaevon was regularizered by closing time, restricting everyone to one final story. regularnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating the repeated route between bar, cloakroom and pavement as a virtue. Yuniel remained regularnessed, making the same careful circuit whenever somebody mentioned going home. regularobufaginned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless pulse from the poisonous insistence of another round. Keshanti was regularobufaginned and called the racing of her heart a promising sign. regularosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the evening's last sweet chemical certainty all the way to the doorstep. Deziraye was regularosided, glowing faintly while searching for the right front door. regulatabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to believe your movements, purchases and companions remain entirely governable. Tramel was regulatabilitied and proposed licensing each round before it reached the table. regulateed adj. Having drunk more than the licensing authority would permit, while continuing to obey nobody's conditions. Ambir became regulateed before last orders and appealed every suggestion that he should go home.
regulating screwed adj. You have drunk enough to adjust the evening's pitch by turning one small control repeatedly and without effect. Soila was regulating screwed, altering the pub playlist whenever the journey home sounded too ambitious.