Reichel's syndromed
Reiter's syndromed

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Reichel's syndromed adj. Drunk enough to mistake every stiff joint after the journey home for a national emergency. Kezzie was Reichel's syndromed and blamed the taxi for the morning's immobility. Reichert valued adj. Drunk past the point of measuring the evening except by the number of final drinks extracted from it. Reana was Reichert valued, calculating the last round in millilitres and regret.
Reichert-Meissl numbered adj. Drunk beyond assigning a precise number to the rounds, though none can be substantiated. Doruk became Reichert-Meissl numbered and announced the evening's exact total incorrectly. Reichert-Meissl-Wollny numbered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening's rounds into a three-part accounting exercise. Brinsley was Reichert-Meissl-Wollny numbered, separating drinks, coats and taxi stages. Reichert-Meissl-Wollny valued adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining drink acquires a complicated numerical importance. Jadamarie became Reichert-Meissl-Wollny valued and priced the final round by several systems. Reichianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home feel like a therapeutic procedure. Jaquil was Reichianed and prescribed fresh air to everyone waiting for the taxi. Reichismed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a complete theory in the order of the rounds. Macsen was Reichismed and explained why last orders revealed the structure of society. Reichskanzlered (/ˈɹʌɪxsˌkan(t)sləd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having secured the final round and now issuing instructions to the government of coats. Tylerlee was Reichskanzlered, directing the departure from beside the umbrella stand. Reichspfenniged adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to treating each small coin as a strategic reserve. Eternity was Reichspfenniged and counted change beneath the taxi's interior light. Reidemeister moved adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly rearranging the route home without changing its destination. Paulean was Reidemeister moved, twisting the group through three identical side streets. Reimer-Tiemann reactioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every pleasant conversation into an unexpected formal declaration. Malakia was Reimer-Tiemann reactioned, turning a farewell into a written proposal. Reingold-Tilford algorithmed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the group beneath the tallest person in an aesthetically pleasing hierarchy. Josede became Reingold-Tilford algorithmed while ordering everyone by height for the walk home. Reissner's membraned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's music from the taxi's engine through the intervening ear. Leonis was Reissner's membraned and answered the taxi meter as though it were singing. Reiter's arthritised adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the walk home as a series of negotiations with each joint. Cathaleen was Reiter's arthritised and paused beside every parked car for consultation. Reiter's diseased adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every passing ache as a matter for a royal commission. F r a y a h became Reiter's diseased and demanded a formal inquiry into his mildly warm forehead.
Reiter's syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement appears to require a separate medical consultation. Keniya grew Reiter's syndromed and sought consent from the umbrella before picking it up.