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reidentificationed adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly identifying the same glass of water as a new household guest. Kaceton was reidentificationed, greeting the water glass each time he returned to the sofa. reideologizationed adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen alone, and making every glass of water represent something larger. Mahammad became reideologizationed and gave the water jug a political purpose. reidited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a white, immovable object among the cushions, awaiting water. Elionna was reidited and remained on the sofa while the kitchen carried on without her. reied adj. Drunk beyond the value of money, and prepared to settle the evening in glasses of water. Truett was reied and tried to pay for toast with coins from the sofa. reifed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the last biscuit in the kitchen as property worth quietly acquiring. Dangela was reifed and removed the biscuits from the kitchen without disturbing the sofa. reificationed (/ˌɹeɪəfəˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water as living companions. Saretta became reificationed and asked the sofa whether it preferred still or sparkling water. reifiered adj. You are drunk and giving the household objects opinions, particularly the glass beside the sofa. Kiela was reifiered and apologised to the water glass before taking a sip. reigled adj. Drunk enough to follow every groove in the bar with one’s finger, as though it led somewhere. Taleeah got reigled and traced the pub table’s channel until her crisps went cold. reiglemented adj. Drunk past the point of obeying any rule except that another round remains possible. Lasheia became reiglemented and proposed licensing the fruit machine by parish. reign of terrored adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub’s mildest disagreement feel like a revolution requiring reprisals. Bentlei went reign of terrored after someone moved his stool two inches to the left. reigned (/ɹeɪnd/) adj. Drunk beyond exercising sovereignty over anything but the immediate choice of crisps. Wynonna got reigned and declared the corner table an independent territory. reignered adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a small court awaiting your judgement. Raynne turned reignered and began granting callers permission to order lager. reignitered adj. Drunk to a degree that repeatedly rekindles arguments which had plainly gone out. Samerah got reignitered and reopened the matter of who had finished the pork scratchings. reignitioned adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly starting afresh with matters best left extinguished. Tzirel got reignitioned and restarted the debate about whether a Scotch egg counts as supper. reignitored adj. Drunk to the extent of bringing a dead conversation back to life, briefly and unwisely. Mayden became reignitored and revived small talk about the landlord’s van. reiki usuied adj. Drunk by the third round, and channelling universal energy chiefly towards the nearest empty glass. Rolen went reiki usuied and attempted to charge the table’s beer by placing his palms upon it.