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reikied (/ˈɹeɪkid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and transmitting warmth through the palms to anyone holding the bar. Jamaira became reikied and laid both hands on the pump as though healing the bitter. reilluminationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring every darkened corner to be brought back into view. Tivoli got reilluminationed and switched on the fruit machine’s light to inspect one lost chip. reillusioned adj. Still drunk, and restoring faith in plans abandoned sober an hour earlier. Braian became reillusioned and insisted the late bus would prove punctual tonight. reillustrationed adj. Too drunk to accept one explanation, requiring a second picture and preferably a diagram in gravy. Emaad got reillustrationed and redrew the route to the toilets on a beer mat. reimaginationed adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and redesigning the familiar pub as somewhere with better acoustics. Dreda got reimaginationed and proposed replacing the bar with a drawbridge. reimaginered adj. You have drunk enough to become the author of improvements nobody commissioned. Fredy got reimaginered and redesigned the pub quiz into a licensing examination. reimagininged adj. You are drunk and treating the familiar evening as a remake with a larger budget and worse dialogue. Tanique was reimagininged, recasting the regulars as detectives in a low-budget serial. reimbursabilitied adj. Of a drinker: convinced every round, snack and taxi home can be claimed back from somebody. Ahbleza became reimbursabilitied and itemised the peanuts as essential evening expenditure. reimbursabled adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening as though the bar tab were recoverable. Ju got reimbursabled and asked whether the pub could refund the second half of the sherry. reimbursaled adj. Describing a drinker who expects each round to return by administrative procedure. Landin became reimbursaled and waited patiently for his lager to be paid back. reimburseed adj. A drinker who has received so many rounds that the evening now resembles an accounts department. Eola was reimburseed, accepting crisps from strangers as though settling outstanding claims. reimbursemented (/ˌɹiː.ɪmˈbɜːs.məntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every expense appears to be compensation for the previous one. Arthur-jay became reimbursemented and charged the taxi to the emotional cost of leaving the pub. reimbursered adj. The state of being drunk and paying everyone back, usually with drinks they did not request. Kanedra went reimbursered and bought a round for the darts team, including the absent player. reimbursored adj. The condition of a drinker who repays hospitality before anyone has worked out what was owed. Arbutis became reimbursored and returned every round with interest in the form of stout. reimed (/ɹiːmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to twist the evening into a serviceable tether and pull everyone towards another round. Eyoel was reimed, linking three stools with his coat and calling the arrangement a rope. reimiroed adj. Drunk on the strength of a crescent breast ornament, and addressing the room as Easter Island. Gwendolen became reimiroed and delivered a ceremonial address to the bar staff.