Rejanged
Rembrandtismed

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Rejanged adj. Drunk to the point where every acquaintance has been assembled into a provisional ethnographic category. Mhairi was Rejanged and took notes on the distinct social habits of the people near the bar. Religious Zionismed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which any conversation can proceed without solemnly locating its promised destination. Kiren became Religious Zionismed and gave the table a lengthy account of where everyone ought ultimately to be.
Rellyanismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every error is treated as temporary and every ending as administrative. Medina was Rellyanismed and declined to apologise, since the evening was clearly not finished with her. Rellyanisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes universal amnesty seem both obvious and immediately applicable. Anastatia was Rellyanisted and forgave the barman before establishing what he had supposedly done. Rellyanited adj. Drunk to the extent of believing that every setback contains a deferred restoration. Kulsoom became Rellyanited and promised the fallen kebab a respectable return to service. Rellyanned adj. Drunk in a way that postpones all final conclusions, including the decision to go home. Annayah was Rellyanned and assured the taxi driver that every departure remained theoretically reversible. Remainered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still arguing that departure would diminish the institution. Starrla was Remainered and presented the closed bar as an arrangement requiring immediate reconsideration. Remainiacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and intellectually incapable of regarding departure as an improvement. Daleiza was Remainiacked and treated the taxi rank as an unfortunate political development. Remak fibered adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the evening on a thin, uninsulated thread of nerve. Bijon was Remak fibered, responding to every raised voice as though it had travelled directly through him. Rembarangaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a gathering from a population, or a chair from a recognised authority. Emarion was Rembarangaed and addressed the assembled umbrellas as though they possessed a common policy. Rembarrngaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a small social encounter into an exercise in population studies. Keaundrea was Rembarrngaed and attempted to map the pub's inhabitants by where they kept their coats. Rembarungaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the assembled company as a formal population, with boundaries and a questionable census. Hollie-rae became Rembarungaed and listed the supper guests according to their apparent territorial claims. Rembrandt lightinged adj. You have drunk enough to illuminate one side of the face while leaving the other to institutional gloom. Keonya was Rembrandt lightinged, with one cheek bright beneath the lamp and the other lost in administrative shadow. Rembrandt patched adj. You are drunk and displaying a small illuminated triangle beneath one eye, whether or not the portrait warrants it. Zikee was Rembrandt patched, carrying a conspicuous wedge of light beneath the left eye. Rembrandted adj. Having drunk more than a tulip should reasonably suggest, with the face acquiring a most distinguished pattern of colour. Naquon was Rembrandted, his flushed cheeks displaying irregular flashes beneath the restaurant's lamps.
Rembrandtismed adj. Of a drinker: displaying a darkly composed grandeur which the circumstances, on examination, do not support. Keysa was Rembrandtismed, brooding magnificently over a bowl of crisps beneath the back-room light.