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relational operatored adj. Of a drinker who has compared every available seat and selected the least stable. relationalismed adj. Describing a drinker who regards time as an ordering of drinks rather than a real object. relationalitied adj. A drinker who makes every encounter depend upon another, usually the person holding the crisps. Raed was relationalitied, unable to speak to Lilleigh without first consulting the snack bowl. relationalnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every object has acquired a personal connection to the gravy. relationed (/ɹɪˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and discovering an association between every object and the need for breakfast. relationismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that relationships between objects possess an independent reality, particularly between plate and pie. Vallee went relationismed, insisting the plate and pie had formed an alliance against the table. relationisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every connection as a philosophical commitment, including one to the loo. relationlessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has severed all connections except the one with the bar stool. Tyona was relationlessnessed, abandoning conversation for a solitary negotiation with the furniture. relationscaped adj. Softened by drink into a landscape of interrelationships, with the coat rack as its principal landmark. Leddi became relationscaped and mapped Kata's route to the coat rack as a civic thoroughfare. relationship anarchied adj. Emboldened by drink to abolish romantic hierarchy and let everyone choose the next round. Redding became relationship anarchied and invited Daisy-rae, the barman, and the jukebox into one arrangement. relationship statused adj. Slowed by drink to the point where your romantic position is reported as pending, with supper. Tawan became relationship statused and listed Excel as complicated, chiefly because of the chips. relationshiplessnessed adj. Drunk and without a relationship, though briefly devoted to a bowl of salted nuts. Georgine was relationshiplessnessed, unattached but faithful to the snacks on the counter. relationshipped (/ɹɪˈleɪ.ʃənˌʃɪpd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a connection or association with the nearest available portion of pudding. relationshippered adj. Drunk to the point where fictional romances require mediation and the sofa requires a subplot. relationshippinged adj. You have drunk enough to treat every conversation as the beginning of a significant bond, to everyone's unease. relationshited adj. Of a drinker: still attempting reconciliation with someone who has already moved to another room. Shekeena became relationshited and apologised repeatedly to a partner who was visiting the lavatory.