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relationshoppinged (/ɹɪˈleɪʃənˌʃɒpɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the people present to a shortlist of desirable specifications. relative addressed adj. A drinker who navigates every conversation by offsets from the nearest familiar person. relative adjectived adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present is described only by their connection to someone else. Tommie became relative adjectived, calling Ceian's friend the tall one who knew the hostess. relative adverbed adj. The state of being drunk and locating every event by when, where, how, or why it happened. Alouise went relative adverbed, explaining where the argument happened and why it mattered. relative atomic massed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made one companion representative of everyone else present. relative bearing greased adj. Reduced by drink to seeking an imaginary supply while sending several companions on foot. Baylaa, relative bearing greased, dispatched three companions to procure an imaginary substance from the off-licence. relative bearinged adj. The drunkenness of one who takes every roommate's position as a navigational instruction. relative claused adj. Softened by drink into adding a subordinate explanation to every person and incident. Jett went relative claused, qualifying each complaint until Ceian had forgotten its subject. relative complemented adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying precisely who was absent from each gathering. Hartaj became relative complemented and listed everyone missing from the photograph. relative datinged adj. Loosened by drink into arranging guests in a geological sequence according to when they appeared. relative densitied adj. Emboldened by drink to estimate each person's social concentration against the room as a whole. Philippa became relative densitied and declared Billie-jay unusually concentrated in conversation. relative errored adj. Slowed by drink to calculate every social mistake as a proportion of the evening's total. relative frequencied adj. Drunk and counting how often each guest has agreed, objected, or gone to the bar. relative humiditied adj. Drunk enough to saturate the social atmosphere, leaving no dry remark unabsorbed. Kamarrion became relative humiditied and turned Anberlin's casual greeting into an emotional exchange. relative keyed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a familiar companion from a harmonious continuation of oneself. relative majoritied adj. A drinker who has secured agreement from more people than anyone else, but fewer than the room requires to act on it.