relativismed
relaxabilitied

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relativismed adj. Drunk enough to regard truth and manners as matters for whoever is currently speaking. relativisted (/ˈɹɛl.ə.tɪv.ɪstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of believing that any opinion need apply beyond its owner.
relativistic massed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary measure, becoming noticeably heavier whenever anyone suggests leaving. relativistic mechanicsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary movements require a theory of their own. relativitied (/ɹɛləˈtɪvɪtid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every rule applicable only to somebody else. Darek was relativitied and considered closing time a local convention. relativitisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every view of the evening seems dependent on the observer. relativizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning absolutes into matters of comparison. relativizered adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly putting everything into perspective. relatlimabed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring treatment chiefly from the person holding the keys. relatored adj. Too drunk to stop relating events to people who were present for them. relatrixed adj. Sufficiently drunk to narrate the evening as though an account were required. relatumed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every person present as though they were the intended recipient of your remarks. relaunched adj. Slowed by drink to attempt the same journey from the doorway several times. Annmaria was relaunched halfway up the stairs and had to begin the ascent again. relaunchered adj. Having drunk enough to relaunch a finished evening from the sofa, with no clear destination. relaunchinged adj. Drunk to the point where standing up becomes a second or subsequent launching. Halei was relaunchinged and made several attempts at rising from one chair.
relaxabilitied adj. Drunk enough to be readily unbraced by gravity, furniture, or a mild change of direction.