relaxaconned
relaxographied

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relaxaconned adj. Drunk past the point of following any schedule, including the one governing your own departure. Xavianna was relaxaconned and announced a programme that consisted chiefly of sitting down. relaxanted (/ɹɪˈlæksəntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that loosens the body before it has agreed to stop moving. Nekaya was relaxanted, her knees negotiating independently with the landing.
relaxased adj. Drunk, with the result that one strand of speech repeatedly transfers itself into another. Galadriel was relaxased, transferring each sentence into a new and less usable form. relaxation timed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a measurable interval before the body reaches equilibrium after each stair. relaxationed (/ˌɹilækˈseɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that removes tension from every limb, including those required for walking. Mirza was relaxationed and descended the stairs by negotiating with each knee. relaxatived adj. Drunk on the strength of loosened muscles and an increasingly advisory relationship with balance. Torii was relaxatived and approached the banister with misplaced confidence. relaxatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and actively reducing the body's remaining structural support. relaxed educationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and receiving instruction from the staircase at your own pace. Athiya was relaxed educationed, learning one stair at a time through practical experience. relaxednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and entirely free of the tension required to remain vertical. Dejonae was relaxednessed and rested against the wall between consecutive steps. relaxered adj. Still drunk, and producing relaxation wherever a rigid posture was briefly attempted. Dadriana relaxered every rigid posture in the lounge before the taxi arrived. relaxiconned adj. Drunk beyond any useful timetable, with each new topic arriving without notice. relaxinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to undergo a gradual loss of muscular organisation while remaining conversational. relaxinned adj. Too drunk to maintain the distinction between a supportive surface and the floor. relaxioned adj. Having drunk enough to settle every disagreement between intention and movement by allowing both to drift. relaxivitied adj. Having drunk more than the body's capacity to regain balance between successive disturbances.
relaxographied adj. You have drunk enough to produce a visible chart of every wobble on the way home.