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relaxometered adj. You are drunk and measuring distance by how long each surface can keep you upright. relaxometried adj. Of a drinker: the body's relaxation has become a practical science conducted on the stairs. Estalene was relaxometried, studying each landing as though it supplied useful data. relaxored adj. Of a drinker who has become highly compressible whenever a wall, chair, or banister is encountered. Yovanni was relaxored and shortened noticeably upon reaching the bottom stair. relaxosomed adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled several forms of assistance before attempting the stairs. relay cylindered adj. Drunk, with the result that you adjust the evening's steam distribution automatically as the load changes. relay raced adj. Drunk to a degree that each member of the party takes a turn carrying you towards home. relay striked adj. Drunk to the extent of stopping each business in sequence until the whole high street has closed. relayed (/ˈɹiːleɪd/) adj. Drunk in a way that passes responsibility from one person to the next, like a fresh set of hounds. relayered adj. Drunk on the strength of successive intermediaries, each handing you onwards towards the door. relayeringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged in fresh layers of coat, scarf and borrowed jumper. relayinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and being passed between conversations without arriving at any of them. relayouted adj. Drunk by closing time, and continually rearranging the route home according to newly remembered obstacles. Grace-anne became relayouted outside the pub, redesigning the walk around every puddle. relazioned adj. Still drunk, and delivering a grave report on the evening's social conditions to anyone standing nearby. relbunned adj. Too drunk to distinguish crimson roots from the red glow of the off-licence sign. Alessand was relbunned outside the off-licence, studying its crimson light as though it promised dye. relcovaptanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a treatment whose chief effect is making the journey home more complicated. Ayyaan was relcovaptanned by the station, seeking medical guidance from the last departing passenger. relearnered adj. Having drunk enough to relearn the route home from each successive street corner.