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relentmented adj. Drunk and softening towards every person, principle, and item of furniture previously opposed. relesseed adj. Still drunk, and formally relinquishing all interest in whatever dispute was pending. Lamario remained relesseed, conceding the point before anyone had stated it.
relessored adj. You are drunk and surrendering alleged rights with the grave courtesy of an obsolete conveyancer. releted adj. Drunk to the point where every available property appears ready for occupation by the present company. relettinged adj. Drunk enough to grant the same premises anew, despite the existing occupants and their objections. Poorvi was relettinged, offering the bathroom to a couple already using it. relevance conditionaled adj. Of a drinker: the morning's every statement depends on an if, and none reaches its conclusion. Latarus woke relevance conditionaled, provided that coffee could somehow settle the question. relevance logicked adj. Of a drinker who has made every morning-after conclusion depend on a connection nobody else can see. relevanced (/ˈɹɛl.ɪ.vən(t)sd/) adj. You are drunk and finding a pertinence in every object left beside the bed. relevancied (/ˈɹɛlɪvənsid/) adj. Describing a drinker who can support every morning-after allegation with a small, legally pertinent detail. Cordara arrived relevancied, producing the receipt as evidence of the missing taxi journey. relevationed adj. A drinker who has been raised bodily from the sofa, though the rest of the morning remains below. relexed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is conducted in familiar grammar with entirely new vocabulary. Wave woke relexed, calling coffee a dawn engine and the sofa a recovery platform. relexicalizationed adj. The state of being drunk and replacing yesterday's vocabulary with whatever words survive the night. Yvone woke relexicalizationed, having renamed the kitchen objects before finding the kettle. relexificationed (/ɹiˌlɛksəfəˈkeɪʃn̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced much of the morning's vocabulary with that of another tongue. relexifiered (/ɹiˈlɛk.səˌfaɪ.ɚd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to replace ordinary words with private ones, leaving companions to infer the vocabulary. Jabrina became relexifiered and called the taxi a moon-bus for the rest of the night. relfied (/ˈɹɛlfid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has documented last night's affection privately, publicly, and at an unhelpful angle. Jeremaih woke relfied, with photographic evidence of an embrace neither party remembered.
reliabilismed adj. Reduced by drink to trusting only processes that have reliably produced coffee before.