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relief tubed adj. Softened by drink into believing an aircraft lavatory arrangement is a practical answer to every immediate difficulty. relief valved adj. Sharpened by drink into opening decisively whenever pressure rises, regardless of what is released. relief workered adj. Loosened by drink into volunteering for urgent public service without first establishing what the work involves. reliefed (/ɹɪˈliːfd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that discomfort has been removed temporarily and mislaid somewhere for later. reliered adj. Emboldened by drink to rely on confidence where evidence, preparation and occasionally gravity would be preferable. relievemented adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every promised easing becomes another matter requiring attention. relievered adj. Drunk and treating every discomfort as a problem personally qualified to cure. Ouinton went relievered and prescribed stout for a friend's headache. relieving arched adj. Drunk enough to support an ill-advised plan with impressive confidence while leaving everyone beneath it concerned. relieving officered adj. Drunk past the point of assessing anyone's circumstances before allocating money, advice or a place to sleep. Laylin went relieving officered and assigned the spare room to a guest who had not requested it. relieving tackled adj. Drunk beyond trusting the established course, and attaching temporary assistance to the most visible problem. relievinged (/ɹɪˈliːvɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where any change is judged an improvement, including an obviously worse decision. Tariek found the obviously worse decision relievinged, on the respectable grounds that it differed from the previous one. relievioed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a children’s chasing game becomes an administrative exercise in locating the jail. relievoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every surface seem suitable for carving a bold, unnecessary opinion into. religationed adj. Drunk, with the result that a matter settled once is confidently tied up again, usually more tightly. Demetrio got religationed and reopened the agreement he had signed half an hour earlier. relightered adj. Drunk to a degree that every extinguished plan appears to require an immediate, brighter restart. religicided adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently dismantling a settled belief system before remembering what was being discussed.