Renaissanced
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Renaissanced (/ɹəˈneɪs(ə)nsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a revival from a recurrence, particularly when the headache returns at breakfast. Lakishia woke Renaissanced, reviving last night's grand opinions over dry toast. Renaissancisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining the period in terms nobody requested. Franchezca was Renaissancisted and placed the pub's furniture in historical context.
Rendu-Osler-Weber diseased adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with persistent red evidence of last night's enthusiasm. Solmon appeared Rendu-Osler-Weber diseased, with the morning's colour concentrated around his nose. Renewal Sundayed adj. A drinker who rises on the morning after as though resurrection were a routine household matter. Hermene woke Renewal Sundayed and treated the empty bottle as proof of renewal. Renfield syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after calls for red liquid and a darkened room. Saahas woke Renfield syndromed and regarded tomato juice as an obvious restorative. Renfield's syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that only something dark, red, and alarming will repair the morning. Johnpaul was Renfield's syndromed and requested tomato juice with unusual solemnity. Renished adj. Drunk on the strength of a supposedly obsolete vintage, and now appealing to history for another glass. Bethani became Renished and described the last glass as a matter of Rhine heritage. Rennied adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the morning after travelling the circuit between bed, kettle, and regret. Korry woke Rennied and began another circuit between the sofa and the coffee machine. Rennished adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving the evening in an obsolete form for reasons no one can establish. Clytia was Rennished and continued the evening under an obsolete spelling of wine. Reno divorced adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated from last night's good sense after only six weeks of apparent residency. Jenniferlee woke Reno divorced, having legally abandoned every decision made after midnight. Renoired adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, impressionistic version of yourself, especially in the pale morning light. Sherrard woke Renoired, all blurred edges and gentle gestures beside the kettle. Renshaw celled adj. Softened by drink into an inhibitory little circuit, repeatedly stopping yourself from reaching the coffee. Dual woke Renshaw celled, approaching the coffee and withdrawing several times. Rentenmarked adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently paying tomorrow's rent in a currency withdrawn a century ago. Adairis arrived Rentenmarked and offered obsolete notes for the evening's supper. Rentheaded adj. Still drunk, and queueing overnight for a bargain ticket to a musical you have not seen. Denali was Rentheaded and spent the night outside the theatre demanding cheaper tickets. RepRapped adj. Too drunk to stop printing another version of yourself, despite having nowhere to put it. Northern became RepRapped and promised to print a replacement for every broken chair.
Repetitored adj. Sharpened by drink into a private instructor, correcting small errors nobody had noticed. Malieka was Repetitored, coaching a stranger through the correct pronunciation of the menu.