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religionizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic conversion, in which the kitchen becomes a place of observance. religionlessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and finding the kitchen entirely without doctrine, ceremony or useful guidance. Kogan was religionlessnessed and stared at the glass of water as though it offered no explanation. religiophilosophied adj. Drunk by the third round, and debating whether fetching water is an ethical act or merely sensible. religiophobed adj. Drunk by closing time, and retreating from the kitchen whenever anyone mentions ritual, reflection or refilling. religiophobiaed adj. Still drunk, and regarding every devotional object in the kitchen with unnecessary suspicion. Miaha became religiophobiaed and moved the decorative candle away from the glass of water. religiositied (/ɹɪˌlɪd͡ʒɪˈɒsɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to resist adding solemn significance to a glass of water and a well-placed cushion. religiosoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing the last number with an expression of complete solemnity and both eyes shut. Gemini stood at the jukebox religiosoed, pressing each button as though it carried weight. religious educationed adj. Having drunk more than the household can teach, and delivering a lesson on water, toast and proper sofa use. religious freedomed adj. Still drunk, and refusing any interference with the choice of next round, seating arrangement, or final word. religious humanismed adj. You are drunk and combining concern for human welfare with a firm belief in blankets and immediate hydration. religious humanisted adj. Of a drinker: human needs come first, particularly water, toast and a sofa with reasonable back support. Jocelyn became religious humanisted and brought everyone water before considering the state of the kitchen. religious instituted adj. Too drunk to maintain the order, the schedule, or the vow of early departure. religious leadered adj. Describing a drinker who commands the sofa from above and delegates the fetching of water below. Arslan became religious leadered and directed the household towards the nearest glass of water. religious naturalismed adj. A drinker who finds spiritual depth in the kettle, the sofa and the entirely natural need for water. religious naturalisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every pint is evidence of a benevolent order in nature. religious noned adj. Drunk to a degree that all higher powers have been politely removed from the conversation.