Repetitoriumed
Republicanted

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Repetitoriumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to revise the same point repeatedly, each time with renewed certainty. Darlington got Repetitoriumed and explained the route home four times to the taxi driver. Replogle tubed adj. Having drunk enough to require two separate channels for advice: one to draw it out and one to let air in. Miata was Replogle tubed and needed one friend to listen while another interrupted gently.
Repooplicanned adj. Having drunk more than your political convictions can safely contain, and expressing them through the wrong end. Dawny became Repooplicanned and blamed the buffet for every national difficulty. Reppe chemistried adj. You have drunk enough to attempt high-pressure reactions with whatever heavy metal is nearest. Jadie got Reppe chemistried and tried to catalyse a conversation with the brass band. Repped (/ɹɛpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a partisan talking point. Personna got Repped and gave the bartender a speech about fiscal discipline. Representation of the People Acted adj. You are drunk and treating every private decision as though it required an electoral procedure. Kailey became Representation of the People Acted and called a vote on ordering chips. Reptonianed adj. Of a drinker: confidently conducting the evening as though it were a school term with house points. Alveria was Reptonianed and awarded the bar staff points for efficient service. Repubed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a brief opinion for a governing philosophy. Jalonte became Repubed and proposed reorganising the pub before last orders. RepubliKKKanned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired political certainty and applied it without checking what anyone meant. Ocey got RepubliKKKanned and delivered an unsolicited policy speech to the coat stand. RepubliKlanned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the kitchen bin as an ideological opponent. Shinequa got RepubliKlanned and delivered a stern address to the kitchen bin. Republican Marriaged adj. You have drunk enough to become ceremonially attached to another person for the duration of the staircase. Shayvonne was Republican Marriaged to the banister and refused to end the arrangement before the landing. Republican Queened adj. Sharpened by drink into the evening's ceremonial authority, issuing orders with diplomatic confidence. Robertjr became Republican Queened and received the bill as though accepting a state honour. Republican motherhooded adj. Emboldened by drink to educate the next generation in principles you have only just invented. Graves became Republican motherhooded and lectured the barmaid on raising virtuous citizens. Republicanismed adj. Slowed by drink to a philosophy of government in which every decision awaits a committee. Brayam grew Republicanismed and formed a subcommittee to choose the next round. Republicanned adj. Reduced by drink to a party-line certainty, with no practical plan for implementing it. Shereka was Republicanned and promised to privatise the broken vending machine.
Republicanted adj. Drunk and promising action with such confidence that completion becomes somebody else's department. Beronica was Republicanted and announced a solution to the leaking tap without touching it.
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