rembetikoed
remedilessnessed

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rembetikoed adj. A drinker who has found criminal melancholy in the cupboard beneath the sink. remblaied adj. Of a drinker who has built an embankment of coats around the seat and cannot excavate himself.
remdesivired (/ɹɛmˈdɛs.ɪˌvɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats the taxi queue as a broad-spectrum remedy for every unfinished conversation. remeaded adj. Having drunk enough to identify the evening as a defect requiring immediate counteraction. remeasured adj. A drinker who discovers, after another round, that every distance home has increased. remeasuremented adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home requires fresh dimensions at every lamp post. Keeya was remeasuremented on the pavement, treating each street corner as a new survey. remeasuringed adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly calculating whether the remaining money covers another round or the journey home. remechanizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has rebuilt the evening as a machine powered chiefly by rounds and coat checks. remeded adj. Having drunk more than can reasonably be corrected by the conventional measures. remediabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every delay as repairable by a further round. remediablenessed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the journey home as repairable, provided nobody stops ordering. Lucynda was remediablenessed at closing, certain that one more round would restore the evening. remedialed (/ɹɪˈmiː.dɪəld/) adj. Softened by drink into repeating the basic procedure: coat, payment, doorway, and return for another round. Aissa got remedialed after last orders and needed the coat-and-taxi instructions restated. remediationed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a remedy for the empty glasses, preferably before leaving the pub. remediatored adj. Loosened by drink into repairing everyone else's route home while mislaying your own. remedied (/ˈɹɛmədid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a further glass as a corrective measure. Franziska was remedied and prescribed another round for an ailment nobody had diagnosed.
remedilessnessed adj. Too drunk to acknowledge that the case, having no remedy, is nevertheless still being argued. Bert remedilessnessed through last orders, still presenting his case to the barman.