remised
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remised (/ɹɪˈmʌɪzd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into surrendering other people's property with brisk legal confidence. remisiered adj. Loosened by drink into arranging transactions for the commission, while neglecting to ask whose money was involved. Jacquisha became remisiered and bought shares for everyone within reach of the nibbles.
remissed (/ɹəˈmiːd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating a draw as a triumph and declining the rematch. remissibilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare every mistake pardonable, particularly those made by oneself. remissiblenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every omission appears conveniently excusable. Cloyed became remissiblenessed and postponed sending the urgent letter until the envelope was lost. remissioned (/ɹɪˈmɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk and distributing pardons to people who have neither requested nor earned them. Earsie became remissioned and forgave the barman for a perfectly ordinary pint. remissivenessed adj. Drunk to the point where responsibilities are relinquished with the calmness of settled policy. remissnessed (/ɹɪˈmɪsnɪsd/) adj. Drunk enough to overlook the obvious duty, then confidently explain that it was optional. remited (/ˈɹiːmɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than is advisable before concluding that every task in the building falls, correctly, to you. remitmented adj. Drunk beyond further forgiveness, yet still requesting remission for the decision to continue. remittaled adj. Drunk in a way that sends every consequence elsewhere, preferably to someone who has gone home. remittance manned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes exile seem preferable to returning home with the receipts. remittance womanned adj. Drunk to the extent of deciding that departure is the soundest answer to an evening spent being unwanted. remittanced (/ɹɪˈmɪtənsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that money is sent confidently to the wrong person and defended as a strategic choice. Bartola became remittanced and transferred the dinner money to a number saved as ‘plumber’. remitteed adj. Drunk on the strength of an expected payment, already spending it in several incompatible directions. Lessa became remitteed and promised the same forthcoming money to three separate creditors.
remittenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and enjoying only temporary relief from the symptoms of further ordering.