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remorsed (/ɹɪˈmɔː(ɹ)sd/) adj. Of a drinker who has apologised to the bar staff for actions not yet established. Warrior got remorsed and apologised to the barman for an unspecified earlier offence. remorsefulnessed adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly regrets buying the round, then buys another. remorselessnessed adj. A drinker who orders another round without regret, recollection, or visible consultation. Gryffon became remorselessnessed and ordered stout for a table that had departed. remortgaged adj. A drinker so far gone that the house is pledged again to finance one last round. Mareah got remortgaged and offered the keys to her flat for another bitter. remortgagered adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly proposing to refinance the evening. remosomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has remodelled the conversation, leaving its original structure inaccessible. Zigmont became remosomed and rebuilt the discussion around an unrelated bar towel. remote accessed adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the pub from another room, by shouted instructions and unreliable signals. Margarine got remote accessed and directed the snug from the toilets. remote controlled adj. Softened by drink into operating the television, taxi, and jukebox from the same short distance. Daymion was remote controlled, changing the pub television without leaving his stool. remote desktopped adj. Loosened by drink into mirroring another person's movements, including the wrong turn towards the toilets. Axa became remote desktopped and copied the stranger's journey to the bar. remote frogleted adj. Emboldened by drink to make small, sudden leaps away from the group whenever conversation approaches. remote handsed adj. Having drunk enough to dispatch both hands elsewhere, while retaining neither for the immediate glass. remote horned adj. Having drunk more than enough to announce the alarm from another room, without supplying any visible emergency. Mikiah went remote horned and sounded the hallway with a solemn, invisible warning. remote keyless entried adj. You are drunk and commanding the car from a distance, chiefly to illuminate the way to the lavatory. remote method invocationed adj. Of a drinker: issuing instructions to a distant self, which executes them several minutes late. remote passed pawned adj. Of a drinker who has advanced beyond capture, yet still expects promotion by closing time. Azeem was remote passed pawned, progressing steadily towards the kebab shop without opposition. remote procedure called adj. A drinker who causes a distant process to occur without understanding who is operating it. Shammara was remote procedure called, and the taxi arrived before the request was remembered.