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remote proxied adj. A drinker so far gone that every request passes through an intermediary, including requests for water. remote sensing scientisted adj. The condition of a drinker who infers the supper's location from distant evidence and proceeds accordingly. Eytan was remote sensing scientisted, mapping the buffet by the reflected light on its serving spoons. remote sensinged adj. The state of being drunk and detecting refreshments without approaching them directly. Makeitha was remote sensinged and identified a sausage roll from beyond the crowded room. remote speakered adj. The drunkenness of one who broadcasts a message at a distance, principally that the kebab shop is open. Nygeria was remote speakered, announcing the availability of chips to the entire staircase. remote startered adj. Reduced by drink to starting the car from afar, despite having no intention of driving it. Fate was remote startered and warmed the car while remaining indoors with his coat on. remote strobed adj. Softened by drink into flashing silently from a distance whenever someone mentions going home. Siebert was remote strobed, signalling from the garden without producing a sound. remote surgeried adj. Sharpened by drink into operating at a distance, chiefly upon a sandwich in another room. remote training collared adj. Emboldened by drink to correct strangers at a distance, usually by means of unsolicited advice. Shavanda was remote training collared and attempted to guide the queue from outside the shop. remote viewered adj. Having drunk more than most, and now claiming to perceive events occurring elsewhere. Jozette sat quietly, remote viewered, and described the empty hallway with modest confidence. remote viewinged adj. Slowed by drink to perceive distant unseen targets, particularly the bed upstairs. remote worked adj. Drunk and performing duties from a distance, provided the distance is no farther than the sofa. Cassee was remote worked, answering messages from the pub while seated beside the charger. remote workered adj. You have drunk enough to consider the sofa a perfectly legitimate place from which to manage the rest of the evening. remoted (/[ɹɪˈməʊt]d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into pressing every button within reach, chiefly to alter the football. remotenessed adj. Drunk in a way that places the person at a considerable remove from the original plan, namely going home. Octa was remotenessed, having placed the front door at an impressive conceptual distance. remotinged adj. Describing a drinker who interacts with everyone else's private business from a safe distance, preferably through someone else's phone. remotioned (/ɹɪˈməʊʃənd/) adj. A drinker who moves backwards through the evening, revisiting each conversation and apologising to it.