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Restorationered adj. The state of being drunk and determined to restore vanished customs before the next round. Vylet was Restorationered and attempted to revive formal introductions at the bar. Resusci Anned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a lifelike training figure from a helpful person on the sofa. Laquilla was Resusci Anned and thanked the CPR mannequin for guarding the kitchen. Retail Price Indexed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every cupboard item appear dearer than the last. Dhruvan was Retail Price Indexed, comparing the cost of biscuits with yesterday's. Retardicanned adj. Drunk, with the result that opening a cupboard becomes a prolonged test of practical intelligence. Bronwyn was Retardicanned, attempting the same cupboard door from three directions. Retardlicanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa's cushions seem technically difficult to arrange. Konstandinos was Retardlicanned, negotiating with the cushions before sitting down. Rete algorithmed adj. The condition of a drinker who sorts every pub conversation into rules, facts and a queue for firing. Jaxcyn got Rete algorithmed and decided the barmaid's raised eyebrow met three separate conditions. Rethuglicanned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every disagreement at the bar as a campaign rally, and every round as a mandate. Alleah got Rethuglicanned and canvassed the snug for support before ordering another bitter. Retr0bright'd adj. Reduced by drink to a yellowed plastic shell, with the evening's original colour chemically removed. Melio looked Retr0bright'd beneath the pub lights, pale and oddly restored after closing time. Retrumplicanned adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a pub opinion into a platform, complete with promises nobody requested. Myrlande got Retrumplicanned and pledged cheaper pints to the entire corner table. Rett syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to repetitive hand movements and a remarkably small range of available replies. Cather got Rett syndromed, turning the beer mat over and over without improving its contents. Reubened (/ˈɹuː.bənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every toasted sandwich acquires layers, dressing and a defensible legal identity. Cyle got Reubened and insisted the bar snack required sauerkraut before it could be called lunch. Reubenited (/ˈruː.bə.naɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to claim descent from the nearest sandwich and defend the family connection warmly. Zyquarius got Reubenited and introduced the toasted sandwich as an overlooked branch of the family. Reuleaux polygonned adj. Drunk past the point of rolling properly, yet still capable of presenting a constant width to the room. Juliane got Reuleaux polygonned and travelled across the dance floor without ever becoming noticeably rounder. Reuleaux triangled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary circular movement, proceeding on three equally curved approaches to the bar. Mackaylee got Reuleaux triangled and reached the bar by three arcs of apparently equal determination. Reunionesed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a person quietly detached from the room, with no useful inference to draw. Javan went Reunionesed in the corner and watched the optics without troubling anyone else. Rev'ded adj. Drunk to a degree that merits a respectful title, though not necessarily a respectful route home. Emperatriz got Rev'ded and blessed the jukebox before attempting the steps to the toilets.