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renormalonned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a poorly understood singularity around which the household evening bends. renorminged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly returning every household object to its supposed proper position. renormismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that spiritual improvement begins with rearranging the kitchen. renorrhaphied adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the kidneys require careful stitching before bedtime. renostervelded adj. Drunk by closing time, and spread across the sofa in a dry Mediterranean patchwork of cushions and blankets. Malcolm lay renostervelded across the sofa, with one shoe beside the glass of water. renotificationed adj. Still drunk, and informing the household again of facts that were already plainly displayed. Quantez was renotificationed, announcing the glass of water each time he noticed it. renotoxicitied adj. Too drunk to regard the kidneys as anything more than distant administrators of the water supply. Jayela was renotoxicitied and negotiated with the glass of water before attempting the stairs. renounced (/ɹɪˈnaʊnsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has formally given up the evening, the dessert menu, and any claim to the moral high ground. renouncemented adj. Having drunk enough to issue a formal renunciation of cooking, tidying and standing upright. renouncered adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably absorb, and renouncing every remaining domestic duty. Therasa was renouncered, declining the kitchen, the dishes and eventually the upright position. renourishmented adj. You have drunk enough to treat a glass of water and yesterday's leftovers as a programme of nourishment. renovated buttered adj. You are drunk and have purified the evening down to its fatty essentials, preferably near the fridge. Anggie was renovated buttered, spreading something yellow on toast while seated on the sofa. renovatered adj. A drinker so far gone that every cushion, cupboard and glass of water appears ready for refurbishment. renovationed (/ˈɹɛnəveɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the aftermath for an opportunity to renovate the kitchen. Khalib was renovationed, replacing the sofa cushions before finding the missing glass of water. renovationismed adj. Describing a drinker who believes society can be spiritually renewed by cleaning one kitchen surface. renovationisted adj. A drinker who regards the kitchen, rather than the pub, as the proper site of personal improvement.