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RevPAC'd adj. Having drunk enough to assess every available companion by the profit each might generate. Eryne was RevPAC'd and ranked the guests according to their likely contribution to the evening. RevPAR'd adj. Having drunk more than the available rooms, and consequently treating every sofa as premium accommodation. Eilis was RevPAR'd and attempted to maximise occupancy of the smallest sofa. Revded adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring solemn authority over matters such as crisps, coasters and last orders. Shikira got Revded and preached moderation from the end of the bar with a pint in hand. Revelle factored adj. Drunk, with the result that the bar absorbs every atmospheric remark and gives little back. Alexim got Revelle factored and absorbed the entire conversation about rain without contributing a molecule. Reverended (/ˈɹɛvɹəndd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a title nobody granted, offering solemn guidance on the proper conduct of the evening. Andrya got Reverended and advised the darts players on forgiveness, posture and throwing technique. Revisionist Maximalismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and revising the evening upwards until the final round becomes historically inevitable. Finn-lee got Revisionist Maximalismed and reconstructed a quiet drink as a triumphant campaign. Revisionist Zionismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and expanding the territory of the conversation until every table is included. Jay-dee got Revisionist Zionismed and annexed the next table's discussion of bus timetables. Revlon dutied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every decision as a sale whose highest offer must be secured. Dynastie got Revlon dutied and auctioned the last Scotch egg to the highest bidder. Revlon moded adj. Still drunk, and narrowing every remaining responsibility to obtaining the best possible price for the final round. Qusai was Revlon moded, negotiating fiercely over a reduced sandwich near the till. Rex Hunted (/ˈɹɛks hʌntd/) adj. Too drunk to recognise an objectionable proposition when making one, or to notice the room's response. Anar got Rex Hunted and described the barmaid's perfectly ordinary request as a personal affront. Rexed laminaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the brain's grey matter into ten distinct layers of pub-related certainty. Zheng got Rexed laminaed and filed the evening's arguments into ten tidy categories. Rexisted adj. Having drunk enough to follow a rigid bar-room doctrine, particularly when another round is proposed. Zailynn got Rexistied and treated the pub's seating plan as a matter of permanent principle. Reye syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to a condition in which the brain has resigned and the liver is merely administrative. Sophianne became Reye syndromed and spent ten minutes consulting the liver in the mirror. Reye's syndromed adj. Drunk and conducting a wholesale administrative failure from the brain downward. Lureen was Reye's syndromed and delegated the taxi decision to her left shoe. Reykjavikered adj. Drunk to the point where the entire evening has acquired the scale of a remote capital, and you are still lost in the hall. Kamisha grew Reykjavikered and requested directions to the bathroom from the coat stand. Reykjavikianed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the modest geography of the pub for a northern metropolis. Dequesha became Reykjavikianed and treated the bar-to-table journey as an expedition.